By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 155
You deserved it 13 144

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Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

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Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

is aust most women can! :)

and they drive utes as well

haha i don't drive a ute... I have a 4WD tho... Somethings gotta tow the boat lol

nice. I have the best of both worlds, a 4x4 ute :-)

lol well I used to have a panel van and travelled around Australia in it for 8 months... it too was manual.. we rock here dude!

not at all. her dad is stupid

it's because she emasculated A man that made the lesbian comment make , it's a women emasculating a man which makes her look butch, which makes her look lesbian

what a mean father :/

I am the other Australian who is too lazy to get off her arse and learn manual. Auto is so chilled, hehehe

oh your from Perth... so your 'laid-back' and meant to be lazy... own it hehe

Ah Australia. Beautiful women, with (metaphorical) balls the size of grapefruits. Aussie rocks.

thanks #85 that's pretty much how I'd sum Aussie chicks up too :)

haha I thought it was funny, but I'm a car person so I think a woman who can drive a stick is a plus in my book haha

Jeep Wrangler Rubicon FTW

tell your dad he needs to get a life.

this is coming from a guy whose name is QwertyMcnugget

McWin for McNugget

That would actually be a girl called QwertyMcnugget, a very cute girl at that :D ...... Anyway, I don't see this as an FML, I mean that's actually a decreasing skill. Good job driving stick! (no secxual pun intended)

Driving a stick is nothing special, btw. though, there are things you can do with one that you can't with an automatic. Turn it on and the shift knob becomes a... never mind. Well, that's what I've heard a woman where I work say. O.o

^ you mean in your family?

7 - Excuse me? My driving school only gives me the option to learn stick shift. I don't get to learn automatic unless my parents teach me. Oh, and I'm far from masculine. Before you comment, yes I started driving school late.

yes #4 a shift is nonthing but a giant vibrator...man let me tell ou it feels awesome

it's special for americans because they're too shit to drive manual WTF stick shift bahahahahaa

lol Benny boy I'd have to agree, most chicks can drive a manual here in Australia :)

This is the dumbest comment on here.

I'm an American and I think that everyone who drives here can drive manual, but not as many can drive a stick shift. so it's not because "Americans are too shit" because we can drive both...

kofinater 3

if you can drive stick, you can sure as hell drive automatic. . .

that is wrong on so many levels, what if you sell the car? and how does it look when some girl is sitting in the parking lo of dunken donuts bobbing up and down? O_o I would accept it in some manner but...holy shit if u want to have sex find a guy and leave the poor car alone, what if a fat chick reads this?????

I think a few fat chicks already read it

dont worry about it its actually not that big of a deal and in the end it will only make you a better driver

Apparently, not my sister. She could drive my old (stick) Civic just fine, but doesn't know how to use the autobox in my Subaru.

ydi I like your dad he speaks the truth

Especially that in Europe, almost everybody can drive stick, there's nothing special or so difficult about it.

......well are you?

I bet there's more reasons than that. ydi since he obviously speaks the truth

No but she deserves for showing off these kind of "skills" to her guy friends and being proud that they feel shitty about it. Did she want to impress them in order to get more attention/desire?

yup that's what I was thinking 13

Nothing difficult about driving a car with a manual transmission, just takes a bit of practice. YDI for making your friend feel emasculated about it.

Maybe she didn't do it on purpose, they just felt that way because she can. It doesn't suggest she was like "LOL YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THIS", it just says she emasculated them. Could just mean that they found out about it and were like "Oh..." and felt bad.

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?