Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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Top comments
renaee 13
*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...
ghirahim 5
LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...
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Comments (71)
xmaximusx 12
Weird0
chottu 16
Did he leave a pair of scissors out?
Toucanjake 10
It puts the lotion in the basket...
kel_paige 2
It's not rape, it's a struggle snuggle.
I3eefChowFun 7
That's when you pull out a giant ***** and say "I'm glad you're ready for this."
AriSwagg 9
Haha!! Funniest FML all day
lowshadows 21
I feel so guilty for laughing at this.
wvcheesehead1 9
Maybe he's just an aspiring rapper who does not know how to spell. Maybe you can help.
bookworm713 14
Wait, wasn't this in 50 Shades of Grey?
meagann01 4
Run for your life.