By Anonymous - Ireland - Dublin
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
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  Sir_ND_Pity  |  35

OP better not leave his television on to the fireplace channel during Christmas time. It'll give his daughter "the perfect excuse" to light some more things on fire!

"The TV was on fire and it spread!"

  NickaPLZ  |  26

Love the username.