I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

Well they apparently know enough to put it out, hence the scorched carpet and not burnt down house.

Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

OP better get his fireplace fixed ASAP or it could burn his house down.

I am glad he wasn't a hot head about it... I would've been fired up. Hopefully she cools it down in the future.

OP better not leave his television on to the fireplace channel during Christmas time. It'll give his daughter "the perfect excuse" to light some more things on fire! "The TV was on fire and it spread!"

Not the hottest coal in the fire place eh?

"Fire Fire" Beavis

Talk to her about her problem before she burns more than your floor.

Love the username.

It must be one of them fancy super realistic electronic fireplaces with coal spitting action

Wow. I'm really wondering how old she is. You should definitely continue the therapy. And sleep with an open eye o.o

All in a sudden, I have the urge to listen to Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages". :P

Not sure why someone thumbed you down. That song is very fitting :D

Seems legit :)

She doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the draw, or should it be the hottest coal on the fire?