Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania...

By Anonymous - 25/1/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5339819 - Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

By Rei_Ayanami | 18

#5339814 - Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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By Rei_Ayanami | 18

#5339814 - Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#5340774 - Saturday 26 January 2013 13:59

Well they apparently know enough to put it out, hence the scorched carpet and not burnt down house.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5339819 - Friday 25 January 2013 23:21

Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

ICastillo | 24

#5339906 - Saturday 26 January 2013 0:13

OP better get his fireplace fixed ASAP or it could burn his house down.

S182 | 15

#5339919 - Saturday 26 January 2013 0:20

I am glad he wasn't a hot head about it... I would've been fired up. Hopefully she cools it down in the future.

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5340111 - Saturday 26 January 2013 2:22

OP better not leave his television on to the fireplace channel during Christmas time. It'll give his daughter "the perfect excuse" to light some more things on fire!

"The TV was on fire and it spread!"