By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
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Pleonasm 35
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Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Well they apparently know enough to put it out, hence the scorched carpet and not burnt down house.

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Pleonasm 35
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Damn those virtual coals, fucking up carpets everywhere.

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ICastillo 24
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OP better get his fireplace fixed ASAP or it could burn his house down.

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S182 15
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I am glad he wasn't a hot head about it... I would've been fired up. Hopefully she cools it down in the future.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

OP better not leave his television on to the fireplace channel during Christmas time. It'll give his daughter "the perfect excuse" to light some more things on fire! "The TV was on fire and it spread!"

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VannahJane 17
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Not the hottest coal in the fire place eh?

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GothickNihilist 15
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"Fire Fire" Beavis

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LMFAOwned 9

Talk to her about her problem before she burns more than your floor.

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NickaPLZ 26

Love the username.

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Cbizzlez 10
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It must be one of them fancy super realistic electronic fireplaces with coal spitting action

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Migole 36
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Wow. I'm really wondering how old she is. You should definitely continue the therapy. And sleep with an open eye o.o

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Enslaved 36
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All in a sudden, I have the urge to listen to Def Leppard's "Rock of Ages". :P

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Codezlol 21
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Not sure why someone thumbed you down. That song is very fitting :D

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EpicSquishii 21
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Seems legit :)

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carry_on 19
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She doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the draw, or should it be the hottest coal on the fire?

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