Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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Top comments
renaee 13
*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...
ghirahim 5
LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...
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Comments (71)
AssTard 15
What kind of "torture weapons" were in there?
inumiko 12
lol the brilliant name OP! Especially since I saw Teeth a couple of weeks ago. XD ouchy!
Valiumknights44 12
Are you by chance dating Christian Grey?
Ray_of_midnight 22
The best-case scenario is that the dude lives with a roommate with bad taste in humor who posted the sign because he thinks it's funny. If I lived with a roommate who pulled stuff like that I'd be having some rather strong words with him.
SousapCody 6
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth!!!!!
ozpunker 20
I highly doubt that it is a serious sign... no one really has dungeons anymore.
Mister_Triangle 21
I would if I could. Dungeons rock. The rape is just icing on the cake.
BrandiLush 31
I need to make some of those signs and bring them to work. I work in a prison.
HWpopster 7
Did he lock the door after you got inside ?
PhoenixRose4 5
Does he live with other guys? Could've been a room mate tryna mess with him bringing a girl home
japtap81 16
If ur willing to go to his room or house in the first place then why are u worried over the sign? U can't rape the willing. But if u dump him send him my way ill put his "rape dungeon" to shame making it look like child's play
Valiumknights44 12
just because you're willing to go to someone's house or bedroom doesn't mean you're willing to have sex with them. Just saying...