FML : Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard...

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Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WasZumTeufel? - / Tuesday 1 January 2013 00:55 / Germany - Kabel

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By The_Tool1 | 13

#5301241 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:36

So how's that relationship going now..?

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5301295 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:44

One could say there may be some... holes in it.

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By TatMan15 | 10

#5301237 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:35

not sure if that is good or bad. but I'd be afraid

lolkaela | 6

#5301258 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:37

I don't know how that could possibly be good...

poccocurantes | 7

#5301380 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:08

It's not very.. Cricket.

poccocurantes | 7

#5301390 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:12

In fact I think she should... Scram.

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5301455 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:35

Well for this to be good, it could possibly mean that he had Op in his sights for a while and maybe he ... Yeah this looks pretty bad, be careful.

Quinn32 | 16

#5301516 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:48

He was trying to miss...his aim is just bad.

howdeedoo | 22

#5301528 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:55

47-If that's the case, then it doesn't bode well for OP's sex life

TheRealPeter | 6

#5301931 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:34

http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=522945761062827&%24MURI__user=0

rotflqtms_ | 7

#5302177 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 03:20

The only good is the introduction to the family... But why introduce her to the parents if things are going sour? That's odd... ~That's what really got me riled up...not the part about him using her for target practice... That's not creepy at all~

Brett41 | 10

#5304214 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 07:02

Well ydi for still having an active facebook. #getatwitter #hashtagsmakethispostandmyselfseemsuperdouchy. Just kidding, this is a joke people.

By lilhellian | 26

#5301239 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:35

Hopefully he was aiming for the photobombing creeper behind you!:D

rockstar362 | 8

#5301588 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 07:13

Um pretty sure that'd still be weird :/

sens3sfailing | 24

#5301789 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 09:31

I'm pretty sure it was just a joke

rockstar362 | 8

#5302428 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:38

wow that joke must have been sooo funny it just went right over my head

BlowinChronic | 18

#5302888 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 08:31

We noticed.

pieman528 | 10

#5302961 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 08:52

Yea maybe he was just practicing his aim. That might be good in bed.

MrBubblez98 | 13

#5305403 - Wednesday 2 January 2013 04:32

So you're saying he has sex with darts?

KindaFunnyRight | 8

#5306401 - Thursday 3 January 2013 03:27

What kind of sex is 113 having!?

By The_Tool1 | 13

#5301241 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:36

So how's that relationship going now..?

howdeedoo | 22

#5301272 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:39

Let me guess: not very well?

sugarshane007 | 20

#5301295 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:44

One could say there may be some... holes in it.

lambda_fml | 40

#5301927 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:30

Yeah, I feel it must have Punctured a little in the last few days.

Codezlol | 21

#5301987 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 12:23

This isn't a game, op here's a pointer, dart to the nearest cop station and throw in a restraining order. It's on 13th and 8th, atoss the street from target. Sleep with one eye open, op!

By MarisaCB | 16

#5301246 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:36

I'd keep him away from sharp objects.

un1corns | 15

#5301277 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:39

She should keep him away from her.

Pwib | 14

#5301897 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:47

Why? This is just his way of saying that he wants to "penetrate" her.

By ilikeyourturtle | 4

#5301249 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:36

well, I'd be preparing for a break up if I were you..

FMLandFYL2_xoxo | 22

#5301465 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:37

Wouldn't she break up with him? Honestly, if I saw that, I wouldn't hang with him anymore..

hama806 | 19

#5301613 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 07:27

44- i'm with you on that. Actually, run, don't walk, as fast as you can from him.

egc573 | 40

#5301903 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:57

As a combination of comments 4 and 5, OP should prepare for a breakup by keeping him away from sharp objects. Who knows what his anger might erupt into? Wish you better luck in the future OP...

By PhoenixWright25 | 13

#5301251 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:36

Congratulations, you found the Overly Attached Boyfriend!

joep1 | 7

#5301275 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:39

.....more like under attached.

howdeedoo | 22

#5301283 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:41

I wouldn't consider that attached...

TML329 | 14

#5301374 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:06

*crazy

lilhellian | 26

#5301415 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:21

Wouldn't an overly attached boyfriend have a shrine in his closet and a sex doll that looks like her not her head on a dart board...

sens3sfailing | 24

#5301800 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 09:33

Look at Helga from hey Arnold to see the whole crazy thing with the shrine. If that happens...stay very far away.

SillyGirl4602 | 23

#5301923 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:28

How is he an overly attached boyfriend?

TeaPartyPoison | 7

#5301925 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:30

More like overly detached boyfriend...

poccocurantes | 7

#5302075 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 01:19

I think obsessed is the word you are looking for.

By howdeedoo | 22

#5301254 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:37

I'd take that as a hint

TorturedXeno | 27

#5301558 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 07:05

He wants to "penetrate" her.

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5301869 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:23

^ if you know what I mean ;)

buddy51 | 23

#5301935 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:40

With a very small, very sharp object that has fins.....

OhzTP | 7

#5302144 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 02:24

I'm pretty sure you can get surgery for that

By adameeo | 21

#5301255 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:37

Ahh, this seems like a wake up call.

lambda_fml | 40

#5301929 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 11:32

More like a Breakup call.

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5301259 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:37

Sounds like someone may be getting on his nerves. Perhaps find out how you annoy him, and make a little adjustment for the better of the relationship.

Metallica36176 | 16

#5301474 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:38

Why the hell should she change ? I understand people can be annoying but HE'S the one with the problem since HE'S throwing darts.l at HER picture. She shouldn't change anything! She should talk to him, however. But either way, they need to talk and BOTH change.

sugarshane007 | 20

#5301586 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 07:13

Yes, but we are assuming that they have or haven't talked, something we don't know. My point is most guys won't just have a dartboard of a picture for fun, more of a stress relief due to annoyance. If she is doing something that apparently consistently annoys him, she needs to work with him in changing he situation so that it isn't an annoyance.

mbuck87 | 19

#5301805 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 09:36

So she shouldn't change, but then they should both change?

Metallica36176 | 16

#5303243 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:47

ONE of them should not change. It should be both. But yes I noticed that after it was posted, considering since the FML update its a bitch to change anything. Amd i can't see exactly what I'm typing. So if my posts are riddled with errors, excuse me because I'm not going ro spend 10 minutes trying to get my little cursor where it belongs. xD