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Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
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cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
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katymack 11
Good luck with that!
\ 28
Juggalos are considered a gang in 3 states... ICP themselves even describe them pretty accurately in their song "What is a Juggalo?" OP ought to stay far, far away.
nokturn_fml 11
Being a juggalo does not mean you're in a gang
Izzicasey 18
#18 yeah that gets annoying. Try comparing them to an actual gang like crips and bloods. It's just music.
mdcdeve 10
They willingly call themselves juggalos ?
ninjuh_wingman 29
#28 The juggalos that are gang members ARE an actual gang and are just as dangerous as Bloods and Crips.
nokturn_fml 11
Being in a gang is a whole other thing. Juggalos are people that listen to psychopathic records. Bands like icp, twiztid. It's like how Miley calls her fans smilers and lady gaga says monsters
Pwn17 25
Well yeah not all of them are, but a good amount of the diehard juggalos have formed gangs, and these juggalos are some of the most insane people you will ever see in your life, so they are pretty damn dangerous. That's what they mean.
Izzicasey 18
Thanks number 38. #35 ICP has spoken out about having gang activity, but that was when there were actual gang members that listened to ICP. No.. ICP is not a gang at all ,like the street gangs or prison gangs. Yes there are some "die hard" Juggalo fans just like there are "die hard" Beiber Belieber fans or "Little Monsters". There was Justin Bieber fans cutting themselves just because they thought Justin Beiber did it. If that isn't "die hard" enough for you then I don't know what is.
ninjuh_wingman 29
#49 I didn't call ICP a gang. I know that they're just a band. I said that the very small percent of jigalos that are gang members are just as dangerous as Bloods and Crips. They're a bit more "die hard" than Belibers in the fact that they fight other gangs like MS-13 and commit crimes like murder and extortion.
Ambient25 25
#53 the same can be said for anyone. Anybody can be a murderer or extortionist, you wouldn't know. While Juggalos might be crazy in our eyes, last I heard almost every Raiders game has a stabbing, and even NCAA wins tend to come out with rioting in the city. Any fan can take it beyond what it is, and while ICP may be a horrible music group, at least in my eyes, labeling them as more is just wrong.
NoFlippinWai 24
oh please. Juggalos are worldwide and look like everyone. There are 2 things that they have in common: 1-Life is a joke, laugh at it. 2-Everything looks prettier with facepaint. Their subject matter is hostile and violent but no matter how much we wish to "stab people, 4 or 5 people everyday", we dont. Violent Jay hasn't either. And as much as some dont believe it, they preach acceptance and equality more than Bieber or Miley does anyway.
Ambient25 25
Yeah my roommate when I got to my Navy A School was a juggalo...and his constant makeup every weekend didn't exactly help him settle in... Man he kept getting in trouble though. He woke up late one day and came in to work with his uniform on...and makeup everywhere hahahaha
myeviltwin 20
No, it just means you are a retard with really crappy taste in music and no personality of your own 18.
Izzicasey 18
#53 there are a few Juggalos that have joined some sort of gang. But committing crimes like murder and extortion can be said about anyone. It's just the fact of who those percentage of Juggalos "hang out" with. They make ICP look bad as well as other fans.
unkhammun 5
Juggalos are just a bunch of misunderstood faggots... Even the band members are nothing but a pair of nut sacks themselves. Painting your face like a clown, wearing baggy clothes and making stupid gang sings doesnt make them gang members, but just flaming creeps in desperate need of attention and lots of gay sex... And while on the subject, have they figured out how ******* magnets work, or do they still chalk it up to magic?
atrandom 11
Can people who say jugglos are not gang member please explain that to the people I went to high school with. They passed down their prized possession, a hatchet, and did commit crime. To "get in" you had to prove your love of ICP and insanity by having sex with the hatchet holder.
lette4life959 10
I'm laughing way too hard at this shit right now. NoFlippinWai, rock on. You said it well. I'm actually going to a Twiztid signing today :D. I'm a Juggalette, been down for years. OP, this is definitely not an FML. You should be happy because he's confident with himself and knows exactly who he is and has an amazing support system around him. And is notttt in a gang lmfao. I can't believe people still think that's true. Well, let me correct myself. It's always possible he's in a gang, but if he is, it's not because of the fact he's a juggalo.
yerbduebeenehe 16
150- Lol I've never heard that before. Then again, I don't know much about them.
The_Big_Boss 20
What a classy guy
mercifulbane 3
i heard ronald mcdonald was the first juggalo
NoFlippinWai 24
Well, Shaggy2Dope is Ronald's half-brother I think.
cakefete2 31
Even the toilet bowl? Well, on the bright side, you know he can commit to some things.
johnjnatale 4
If it didn't matter up until this point. It shouldn't matter at all
The_Big_Boss 20
That's the spirit!
QueenD11 9
I don't care who you are. If you find out your significant other does something that creeps you out you have every right to not like them anymore. It's part of getting to know them...it happens
QueenD11 9
And if that was the first time she had been there I would assume they hadn't been dating for long so no biggie
jiggleboo 2
So if you went to your new boyfriends house for the first time and found a kkk hood in his closet next to his robes it wouldn't change anything. Sorry for the drastic comparison.
Dawnstempest 17
@4 I love the way you think. The little things in life don't matter, as long as you really love someone. If you happen to stumble upon the trap door to your significant others secret murder/ torture chamber one day, where they've hidden all the bodies and weapons they used to kill them... Well... That doesn't change anything. After all, everything you've felt up until that point was real, and that's what really matters. What they do in their spare time, and who they stalk, kidnap, then torture to death, should never get in the way of what's really important; true love.
nokturn_fml 11
Omg shut up. She was just making a point of of him being a juggalo shouldn't affect their relationship. Quit acting like a nutcase.
glabberfasted 16
4, Dexter tried that on Deb. It doesn't work that way.
breakinlegs 19
@22 that isn't that dramatic of a comparison!
breakinlegs 19
@32 I agree... no need to be turning into sappy romance novel!
dumbledoor97 2
Wow OP that sounds Shitty, at least he wasn't the other type of juggalo!
killmenow03 21
Word of advice, don't ever use the word shitty in a comment here. Ever.
mdcdeve 10
Why is the word shitty capitalised ?
IworkAt711 14
What other type of juggalo is there anyway?
skyttlz 32
31- Because a toilet was mentioned.
myeviltwin 20
#37 I think #5 was confusing juggalo with gigolo. Two VERY different things.
NoFlippinWai 24
The word they were confusing Juggalo with is Giggalo.(I am pretty sure thats how you spell it)
myeviltwin 20
Nope it is spelled gigolo. I had to google it to get the correct spelling.
onealmxwilson 18
I think you meant a jiggalo which is a male prostitute.
SpazTheGreat 14
No, they had it right with gigolo. That is the correct spelling.
Cristian89 29
I hope you don't have a fear of clowns lol
Ch_rae5 19
those would be so creepy at night and when you get dressed......there....staring...at...you.....
skyttlz 32
When I was reading this I expected it to end with op having a phobia of clowns.
Sal_G_63 5
#27 *they're
tomgun_fml 16
They watch you when you sleep...
mdcdeve 10
What's a clown posse ?
The_Big_Boss 20
Why didn't you just type that into google instead?
beautifulbeats26 6
Insane Clown Posse is a band
mdcdeve 10
A band ? Oh my, I thought they were just saying something called a clown posse was insane.
deceivedandlied 19
An awesome band.
graceinsheepwear 34
Quit clowning around with us, OP. There's no posse-ble way you suspected? That's insane!
yerbduebeenehe 16
I just facepalmed so hard, but I love your comment.
Neandertal_fml 9
Don't forget, this house is alive :D