Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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puppypuncher
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He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.
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clownphobia23
| 12
Wow talk about karma being a bitch XD the revenge of the other spiders!
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jcarolina
| 4
I probably would have taken it outside if I'd let it live, but hey, that's just me.
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nuggetmonster
| 12
Never spare the enemy. That spider should have faced your foot of wrath the moment you saw him.
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Mesocoollike
| 8
Spiders don't celebrate christmas.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
I probably would have ate it. But, hey, that's just me.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Kill it!!!!! Kill it with fire!!!!!!!
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eyeIoveyou
| 4
it was supposed to be crawling up the water spout :'(
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Maybe the rain had already washed the spider out...
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tatababe
| 1
Lol at least you have faced your fears! Huzza!
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KaanTech
| 0
Agreed kill it with fire....
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smileeee_fml
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I know how you feel op. A cockroach had once fallen on my shoulder & crawled up my neck towards my face when I was in bed. Scariest thing ever. Unfortunately for the cockroach it died after I had a heart attack trying to get it off me.
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reneecooper77
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137- You made me laugh for like 5 minutes. Haha I HATE roaches.
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Twincest
| 11
Aww it wanted to thank you! so sweet! :3
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sleepindevil
| 15
Yup. 'Cos Santa endorses possibly nasty spider bites
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puppypuncher
| 5
He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.
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EatnBeef
| 7
Not funny 27.
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TurnpikeTwister
| 0
No one should be alone during the holidays, spider bro needs love too!
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Keyman1212
| 14
See, like... You aren't funny. At all.
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docscientist
| 9
You just need to take it down a gear or two, mrmisfit.
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graham11
| 14
I literally would have shitted myself if a spider was on my face!!
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Justin23L
| 2
I scream like a girl when I see spiders :(
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graham11
| 14
82- exactly! I'd take any bug over a spider. Those things are fucking scary!
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zombicidal
| 11
but spiders are arachnids
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ms_YoungMula
| 8
# 33, if at first you don't succeed DON'T try again
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graham11
| 14
86- bugs, arachnids.. Same thing. I don't give a shit.
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bamagrl410
| 31
Technically you said you'd take a bug OVER a spider, implying one instead of the other. Therefore, you were correct anyways. lol
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Kefka91
| 15
27 - I laughed at the comment. I laugh at the most random shit though, so I'm probably not the best judge of your comment's humor. /shrug
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fisher3839
| 2
what?
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Ghetto_Dear
| 3
Wow. MrMisfit, you sir are a gay f**k
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coe08
| 6
Do u have habbo cause I'm coe08
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pedosmurf
| 7
The spirit of Christmas? Ah humbug!
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ZTD09
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In the spirit of the Christmas, you should have just gave it a quick clean death rather than letting it live. FYL & YDI.
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NanillaVipples
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I try not to kill spiders in my home because I'm always terrified it'll end up being one of those types that carries their babies on their back. O¿o
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AngrehPirate
| 0
Nanilla you have just scared the shit out of me and now I am never going to squish a spider again.
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SecretMe00
| 5
Use a shoe or fly swatter then! Problem solved. But that is extremely freaky to imagine.
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graham11
| 14
46- holy shit!! That's completely horrifying! If that's the case, how would you recommend getting rid or spiders?!
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NuTrees
| 9
152- I spray them with bug spray if I have it or just bathroom cleaner. I feel bad though it's like a acid shower for the spider. Like I'm exterminating to fulfill my dreams of purity.
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graham11
| 14
167- Thank you! :) i will definitely keep that in mind next time I need to exterminate a spider. Now that you've scared the shit out of me with those spider eggs...
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Blackmail111
| 9
You should have killed it because that way it would rain tomorrow instead of snow.
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minisquid
| 9
He should have killed it because it's a fucking spider, that's why. Too many Goddamn legs...
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Justin23L
| 2
At least it wasn't a stinkbug. I woke up with one of those on my face once. I cried for hours.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
The irony hurts!
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graham11
| 14
Need a band-aid? I have to admit, my lame attempt at a joke was almost as stupid as your comment..
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
It was a stupid comment even i admit that. Thanks for the offer but I'm allergic to elastoplasts but if you have a small square of gauze and some medical tape I'd be grateful (or some co-codamol)
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PeeblesWiggins
| 0
I'm afraid all we have is duct tape to keep your mouth shut. My apologies.
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graham11
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148- good try with that play on words! Better luck next time!
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sucks2BEyouu
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mrmisfit, are you coming out of the closet.... on FML?
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murdersquirrel
| 15
148 - even with a duct taped mouth, someone can still post comments.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Good common sense murder squirrel
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Glitterhinoceros
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Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.
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mommapanda
| 0
It would die outside as it is winter and cold in most parts of England this time of year.
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downtime
| 12
9, It would be capable of finding another warm place to live. Spiders were around long before the invention of heating or housing.
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SecretMe00
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60-- good point! I was actually wondering how putting the spider outside would solve anything, I clearly forgot spiders have good survivor skills! lol... Good thinking!
........... A dog outside in the cold hooked to a chain is another story though.. So sad!
........... A dog outside in the cold hooked to a chain is another story though.. So sad!
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akito11
| 5
That would imply he was actually thinking...
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UnearthlyEnemy
| 9
England is always cold...
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xgetxbentx
| 13
That would require touching it, op obviously has a fear of spiders.
That's why I kill them, I'm not going to attempt to pick one up and risk is crawling on me to let it outside.
That's why I kill them, I'm not going to attempt to pick one up and risk is crawling on me to let it outside.
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CradleLeena
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Never trust a spider
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NAAMxLOOS
| 11
Screw you. Spiders are total bros.
Well... most of the time, but you get the idea.
Well... most of the time, but you get the idea.
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OhzTP
| 7
Backstabbing bastards...
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graham11
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7- except for spider man, the most trusted person alive! He's the man!!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
"Everybody gets one. Right, Peter?"
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sniperkit
| 10
"Apparently everyone gets one?"
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sr101998
| 0
Everybody gets one (swings away)
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
My motto: Show no mercy; for you shall receive no mercy from them
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
178 - That explains the "Forever Alone" profile pic that you have.
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BikeAllDay818
| 6
Imagine days later you notice a huge pimple on your cheek and you pop it, only to find out that that was a little sack filled with baby spiders.....that would be crazy...I read it in a book when I was little
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Blackmail111
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It was supposed to be a scary story which never happened. There's actually many different versions of it.
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NAAMxLOOS
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OH GAWD... I'm never going to get that mental image to go away when I see a spider...
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t765234
| 10
Spiders do not lay eggs inside of skin.
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Gamaryn
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Yeah I remember seeing that on tv and reading it. There is another story where this kid has a swollen eye and the baby spiders come out from under his eye, And another where a kid pulls it out of his ear and brings it to show and tell at his school.
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lovealwaysx
| 0
D': that's disgusting!!
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night_ryder13
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Well, I know what I'm going to have nightmares about tonight.
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bananabuttercup
| 8
WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT. EVER.
I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
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graham11
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8- holy shit!! Does anyone have proactive?! These spider comments on this FML are making me just want to curl up in a ball in a dark closet and never come out.. A spider is bound to attack me now...
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rachelthelime_fml
| 29
I heard the one where the girl has a lump on her neck and accidentally bumps it with her hairbrush. Cue the spiders xD
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KrazieKleo
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He just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas up close and personal :D.
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ElectricGhost_fml
| 5
I would have punched that spider off my face and yelled TAKE THAT YOU FIEND!
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KRS_13
| 0
I used to kill spiders. But then I took an arrow to the knee
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Reddeaded
| 5
So, you would punch yourself in the face while saying ,"Take that you fiend." correct?