Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 10 September 2009 23:12

Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

MaximumRide 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:09

Wow.......FYL

Comments

Brak_Spaceman 19

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:20

MY TOM TOM TOLD ME TO DRIVE INTO THE BAY.

MOOT_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:43

Notice how this was in a commercial for Garmin GPS as a way of putting down Tom-Tom. This my foolish friends means that yet again you have been trolled.

SweeneyLovett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 19:30

XD lol what an idiot she turned out to be.

Hurt16 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:22

Lol I had to read the comment just to learn what a Tom Tom was n now that I kno... LMFAO damn she's a dummy (the old lady no the fml person)

Trevv 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:45

Where is the common sense anymore? Can't people look before they do something?

zaiden 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:15

Agreed. It's like common sense no longer exists in this world. Thick or what.

zaiden 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:11

It amazes me how many people can easily get their licence these days. It's like it comes in a cereal box. Women are not worse drivers. Infact, everyone is as bad as each other. Some know how to handle a car, others don't. Today, I saw 3 crashes all caused by Asian people. Not being racist, I never am - I'm just speaking logically, and in a matter of fact. But I've noticed that 99% of the crashes I have seen in my entire life have been caused by the same people. Learn how to drive properly for starters, and actually look where the hell you're going, especially blind spots. Don't know how the hell that lady got her licence if she relys on a friggen GPS.

zaiden 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:18

Mind you, over here, there are so many tools that think they're hardasses and speed around and do dougheys like they're mad, and end up crashing anyway. And just to be clear, most of them happen to be men.