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You're seventy-second. OP: Your fucking boyfriend wins. I'm tired of weak bitches complaining about their epic boyfriends.

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Haha! "Engorgio"! This would be the ultimate... sex pick-up line (?) for mad Harry Potter fans! I'd crack up if someone tried it on me... then probably be like "yeah sure, just let me grab my invisibility cloak..." :P

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what?? how can you use humor like that on your first time?? it's just weird... maybe later, but the first time? DAMN!

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