FML : Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was...

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 5 November 2010 19:18 / United States

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By MrCool48444 | 0

#1658571 - Saturday 6 November 2010 15:09

Same thing happened to me, OP. I lost control of my car from no fault of my own, bounced off a guardrail, shot across 3 lanes of highway, missed everyone else on the road, and hit the other guardrail. I was fine, missed everyone else on the road, but totaled my car. I called the highway patrol to report the accident, and when the cop showed up, he wrote me a $600 ticket for "speed too fast for conditions"...I asked how he was going to write me a ticket for something he wasn't there to witness and he just stared at me. Fought the ticket and won, I suggest you look into fighting it.

By tzecco | 1

#1657427 - Saturday 6 November 2010 8:31

You should learn how to drive.

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By tzecco | 1

#1657427 - Saturday 6 November 2010 8:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

QWERTYCommander | 5

#1657486 - Saturday 6 November 2010 8:45

Maybe the road was slippery?

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1657835 - Saturday 6 November 2010 10:50

or maybe he was trying to get away from godzilla, that bitch can run!

mrtuffles | 0

#1658168 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:41

10. win

tzecco | 1

#1661836 - Sunday 7 November 2010 9:15

#10, that would be totally excusable.

gb_chrs | 2

#2423937 - Thursday 28 April 2011 18:23

the fact that op "lost control" and did not write a reason means its probably op's fault.

By soiheardyoufaile | 4

#1657646 - Saturday 6 November 2010 9:38

well technically you did do a barrel roll...so he has a fair point :D

By lol_ironic_life | 9

#1657653 - Saturday 6 November 2010 9:42

Even after everything, be glad you're still alive! :) Money is just that, and worth much less. Move on after this and enjoy your life! :D

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1657656 - Saturday 6 November 2010 9:42

Police suck sometimes.

DocBastard | 38

#1658356 - Saturday 6 November 2010 13:42

Police suck? He was doing his job. OP admitted that s/he lost control of the car, and these days the most likely culprits are driving while drunk or distracted. My bet would be either talking on the phone or texting. I would guess that if it had been a deer or something, OP would have mentioned it.

So OP deserved it. It isn't the cop's fault OP can't drive. Don't be an idiot.

Carnivores | 0

#1658868 - Saturday 6 November 2010 16:52

Touchè

Zebidee | 8

#1659433 - Saturday 6 November 2010 20:37

*Touché

DocBastard | 38

#1659618 - Saturday 6 November 2010 21:29

Holy shit Zeb, you win the ultimate Grammar Nazi prize of the day for that one.

Zebidee | 8

#1659824 - Saturday 6 November 2010 22:58

I was laughing myself when I posted it, but hey, it's a French site, so you'd better not screw up a French word!

yzBabe | 0

#1662680 - Sunday 7 November 2010 18:40

agreed.

Mikki4321 | 0

#1757445 - Saturday 27 November 2010 2:33

Obviously you are right, because when you are guessing, it can't NOT be right, right?

Yeah, that's what I though. Learn to come up with some valid arguments before throwing around conclusions about whether someone 'deserves' an accident+fine or not.

By tygerarmy | 35

#1657689 - Saturday 6 November 2010 9:54

That sucks, but at least you're alive.
Were there hazardous road conditions? If not blame wildlife and fight the ticket, unless you were goin' 30+ over the speed limit and it was your fault, then go back to bein' happy your alive.