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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Luckster 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:12

Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

MaximumRide 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:09

Wow.......FYL

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kamorte121212 6

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:01

ahhh women drivers....

sk8rchick97 0

Friday 27 May 2011 18:12

was she blonde?

drenuf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:44

that is hilarious!

TheDeadlyBones 0

Friday 29 July 2011 14:55

electronics WINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sportsy 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:36

Dumb bitch don't know shit

Hisfav1 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:56

Ydi for not biying a Garmin.

sweetie22322 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:04

Wow lol fyl lol

aperfectxdeath 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:50

I think allstate stole this FML and made a commercial. LOL

destroyu 8

Saturday 22 December 2012 4:16

Sounds like a blonde joke

MayaTheBee_fml 10

Friday 8 February 2013 22:18

Tip 1: When you go on holidays, always bring a tomtom. Tip 2: Never EVER trust it.

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