By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
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TheHumbleSquid 0

Hey, maybe on bright side she'll take the hint and do anal.

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CliffyB03 28

How is that even a hint to wanting anal?

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RichardPencil 30

Rear-ending is a synonym for anal sex. You're welcome.

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unsealingkale 18

The "rear-ended my girlfriend" thing was a relevant little bit of innuendo, so thank you very much for exposing that all the way and drawing all humor out of it.

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smartazz104 2

There wasn't any humour in it in the first place.

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Dominus101 20

Definitely YDI ! Distracted Driving is always dangerous & this was purely your negligence, rear ending her vehicle may have been the least of worries had this ended much worse, but anyways I hope the lesson was well learned and you both were not seriously injured.

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arandomperson97 18

I believe your supposed to do that in a bedroom. Not in cars.

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obeykaitlyn 25

you know there's a button on the steering wheel to change stations right

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missy73 3

Oh to be so privileged to have a car like that. could be *shock horror* an old car without that convenience.

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EastCoastLez 14

This is the most entitled post I've read all week. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make a wage that pays for a newer car. Most older cars don't have that option. Educate yourself.

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kvanlawick 3

you know not all cars have that luxury right?!

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cootiequeen4444 11

not on all cars. especially not on older ones. that is a somewhat new feature. also you can't select your "saved/favourited" stations on your steering wheel... I think. Not to defend OP. Distracted driving is dangerous. They lucky it was a car and not a person. Totally a YDI. They shoulda waited for a red light or something before changing the station (until they get enough of a feeling of their car that they can more or less know where the buttons are w/o taking their eyes off the road)

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cootiequeen4444 11

where the **** did all these replies come from? GDI, FML staff, fix this damn app!

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madethisaccount 12

for new cars yeah but seeing as they did not specify the vehicle it's safe to assume it's lacking the button

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magicrainbowbewb 8

You know that older cars don't have that, right?

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BudgieLord 5

Only button on my steering wheel was the horn. Not all cars are "modern".

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SapphireBlueELF 18

That is super irresponsible of you! You won't die listening to a station you don't like for a while but you could've killed someone!

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ElusiveMee 6

Same thing I said when I hit my gf in the rear. "It was an accident"

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EastCoastLez 14

I'm willing to bet everyone who's posted has changed the radio station while driving at one point or another. Smh.

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species4872 19

Yeah while not taking eyes off the road.

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