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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
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  Reyo  |  2

Call the cops. Gather witnesses. Get her ass thrown in jail. Sue for any bodily harm. Pretty simple.

Unless it happened on some backroad in the middle of the night, someone will have either heard it or saw it happen.

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  The_Pleb  |  0

Pffffft women drivers FTL.....


Apparently female drivers cause more deaths then drugs.... FACT

We should take the right to drive from females and give them a kitchen license instead

O yeah and we should take the right to vote from them too, and the right to speak... they make to much noise nowadays.

FYL...

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By  Brave_Sir_Robin  |  4

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Brave_Sir_Robin  |  4

(clears throat and tilts head crooked and closes mouth) But the important thing is that you're (starts laughing) still... alive (laughs hysterically)

(still laughing) Sorry. It is simply impossible.

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By  txgirl09  |  5

Hit and run is pretty hardcore illegal. I bet they can track her down and prosecute her.

Geesh, people like her should be exiled so normal people don't have to deal with their jackassery.

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By  misspeg  |  0

sounds like some pretty scary stuff. sometimes I wonder how the heck some people get their license. especially asian people in Australia. except for me though. I'm an excellent asian driver lol

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