Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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wakadalhadaf 4
Prove it to them.......go in there naked
hesamhesam 0
Apply for men's gym...
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Comments (214)
AlbinoBear 0
Well if you look like a man go to a all men gym and hook up
FYLDeep 26
They must be following idea created by Planet Fitness that mandates a discriminatory membership policy.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
There's too many "My life sucks" FMLs, yawn.
IDGAF4usernames 0
There's to many today FMLs
boredfishing 0
Too many ugly people :(
djgomezzi9331 0
You obviously didn't get that she was making a joke.
RuCheezBurger 10
Really sorry to hear about that, Im sure you look nothing like a guy. Prove them wrong by bringing your boyfriend in if your currently dating or something :)
greg84_fml 21
They would probably think she was gay if she brought her boyfriend in with her seeing how they already think she's a man.
rmebrat06 0
Guys date guys though... Lol it may not prove her point
squirrels_curls 0
shave the mustache;)
Feklfekl2222 32
But it's movember :(
Horrorfan 6
Pull your head out ofbyour ass, you jerk.
himoonkey 8
On the bright side.... Theres no more ads on FML! ???????? :D
himoonkey 8
On the bright side.... Theres no more ads on FML! ???????? :D
himoonkey 8
Oh sorry for double posting (€:
Deeznutzhairy 7
Oh sorry for double posting (€:
himoonkey 8
I think i have a stalker :o
ThanksHersheys 4
Then just go to gym that any gender can go to? If you don't want men looking at you then try working out at your house.
irun4life 0
Just saying... I don't think men are looking at her...
ThanksHersheys 4
Then just go to gym that any gender can go to? If you don't want men looking at you then try working out at your house.
indistructo 3
lol look at OP's username
Manganimegrl 16
Ha. -.-"
EmreArslan 11
I suggest u let ur hair grow, use make up and dress properly plus the right parfume and voila u are this society's 'woman' (remove the make up and we all will be disgusted)
thegr8destroyer 0
Screw you! I love manly chicks!
drawmesunshine 17
Yes, yes, let's all put on our Sunday best to go work out. "Why are you running in heels on that treadmill?" "It's what I have to do to keep my membership." P.S. Perfume**