By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 507
You deserved it 14 022

Same thing different taste

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#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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kaijapapaya 0

I love it when a man takes control. So that's pretty dang sexy in my opinion!

carpediemryders 0

no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!

#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

shakethat 10

agree with #69 but I'm a girl.

FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!

free2speak 14

haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.

#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?

Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D

I know most girls can't, buy you guys here, can't you separate sex from love? ffs!

says the guy who has never had good head. . .

Here's a tip, OP. NEVER ask to see his romantic side. It might hurt.

Every time you kiss her after she gives u a bj u kissing your own dick dude

he'll show you his if you show him yours first.

sourgirl101 28

Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.

ImBeingLiedTo 0
RedPillSucks 31

Didn't see anything and you should show it again, huh? *furiously writes stuff down* Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?

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ShadyFTW1 0

Is he an illiterate redneck like yourself?

8, learn to spell. ******* dumbarse. It's people like you that I want to just ******* slap. Go die.

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