Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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sarahjane86
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romantic
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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romance his dick
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VolcomTL
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I disagree.
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kaijapapaya
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I love it when a man takes control. So that's pretty dang sexy in my opinion!
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carpediemryders
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no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!
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kemolegend907
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#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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#69 do you know how I know your gay?
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Bees_fml
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His gay?
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theFMLiest1ofThe
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#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you.
furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day.
I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.
furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day.
I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.
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shakethat
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agree with #69 but I'm a girl.
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GuitarSauce
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lmao #76
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DocBastard
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FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!
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free2speak
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haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.
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Star18lk
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#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?
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polarbear101
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LMFAOOO!!!
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calililly93
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Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D
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venomxprodigy
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b.s and btw no one gives A shit
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AtomicShit
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Swallow
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yucayucatan
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I know most girls can't, buy you guys here, can't you separate sex from love? ffs!
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The_DOctor_On_Ca
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says the guy who has never had good head. . .
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hellomynameisada
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how is that bad?
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DumDum999
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Here's a tip, OP. NEVER ask to see his romantic side.
It might hurt.
It might hurt.
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dirtygreek
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Every time you kiss her after she gives u a bj u kissing your own dick dude
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dayve
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haha
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Haterman123
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smoothe move! did ya like it?!
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x_Cupcakes
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Maybe he just doesn't have a passionate side...
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IcyHell
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that is he's passionate side :o
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Zmeilerr
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#4 his*
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IcyHell
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got lazy to correct it hurr
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harviss12
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u deserved it
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ShadyFTW1
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agreed
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MexRomeo
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eyyy Niño Torres!!!!
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TaylorTotsYumm
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LIVERPOOOOL! :D
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LindseyyMariee
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maybe that was his passionate side?
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wallyb18
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;)
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alfredrog
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doesn't get more passionate than that :)
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seanders
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Jesus 2, have any back problems?
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charlesnk7
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i have that passionate side also
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imperialtl
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Wouldn't mind getting that passionate with you - LindseyMarie
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Rizzen
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thirsty ass^
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brewi
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he'll show you his if you show him yours first.
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sourgirl101
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Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.
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ImBeingLiedTo
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that method never work
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RedPillSucks
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Didn't see anything and you should show it again, huh?
*furiously writes stuff down*
Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?
*furiously writes stuff down*
Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?
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xGUMMYBEARSx
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TURTLE :}
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shootingstar13
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ShadyFTW1
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Is he an illiterate redneck like yourself?
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vicki2354
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HAHA! not nice.
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Sadochan
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8, learn to spell. Fucking dumbarse. It's people like you that I want to just fucking slap. Go die.
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_krispy
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i knOw, Liik3e fcuken [email protected] h0w 2 sp3Ll, yOoh [email protected]$h3
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5t3ff1k4h
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132 - I think you over did it.
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buttercup28
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that's so cute!!!
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gusgus36
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hmmm I hope you're kidding.
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Jizwold
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i want to pinch ur cheeks, #26
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BleakAsFcuk
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26 & 66; I guess you don't understand sarcasm?
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akaashR
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you asked for it :P
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xStiina
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yummy.
furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day.
I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.