By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 416
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#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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romance his dick

I disagree.

I love it when a man takes control. So that's pretty dang sexy in my opinion!

no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!

#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid

#69 do you know how I know your gay?

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

agree with #69 but I'm a girl.

FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!

haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.

#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?

Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D

b.s and btw no one gives A shit

I know most girls can't, buy you guys here, can't you separate sex from love? ffs!

says the guy who has never had good head. . .

how is that bad?

Here's a tip, OP. NEVER ask to see his romantic side. It might hurt.

Every time you kiss her after she gives u a bj u kissing your own dick dude

smoothe move! did ya like it?!

Maybe he just doesn't have a passionate side...

that is he's passionate side :o

got lazy to correct it hurr

u deserved it

eyyy Niño Torres!!!!

LIVERPOOOOL! :D

maybe that was his passionate side?

doesn't get more passionate than that :)

Jesus 2, have any back problems?

i have that passionate side also

Wouldn't mind getting that passionate with you - LindseyMarie

thirsty ass^

he'll show you his if you show him yours first.

Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.

that method never work

Didn't see anything and you should show it again, huh? *furiously writes stuff down* Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?

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Show it anyway

Is he an illiterate redneck like yourself?

HAHA! not nice.

8, learn to spell. Fucking dumbarse. It's people like you that I want to just fucking slap. Go die.

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132 - I think you over did it.

that's so cute!!!

hmmm I hope you're kidding.

i want to pinch ur cheeks, #26

26 & 66; I guess you don't understand sarcasm?

you asked for it :P