FML : Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Tuesday 23 November 2010 06:50 /

Intimacy

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By sarahjane86 | 0

#1739636 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:04

romantic

By theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1740625 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:21

#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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By sarahjane86 | 0

#1739636 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:04

romantic

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1739699 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:23

romance his dick

VolcomTL | 0

#1739721 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:29

I disagree.

kaijapapaya | 0

#1739744 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:39

I love it when a man takes control. So that's pretty dang sexy in my opinion!

carpediemryders | 0

#1740132 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 03:17

no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!

kemolegend907 | 0

#1740401 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 04:25

#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1740408 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 04:28

#69 do you know how I know your gay?

Bees_fml | 0

#1740479 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 04:41

His gay?

theFMLiest1ofThe | 0

#1740625 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:21

shakethat | 10

#1740631 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:24

agree with #69 but I'm a girl.

GuitarSauce | 0

#1740669 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:32

lmao #76

DocBastard | 38

#1741146 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 08:03

FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!

free2speak | 14

#1741334 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 09:11

haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.

Star18lk | 0

#1741768 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:56

#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?

polarbear101 | 0

#1741988 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:53

LMFAOOO!!!

calililly93 | 0

#1742448 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 03:22

Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D

venomxprodigy | 0

#1742727 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 05:06

b.s and btw no one gives A shit

AtomicShit | 0

#1743023 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 06:58

Swallow

yucayucatan | 0

#1743102 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 07:54

I know most girls can't, buy you guys here, can't you separate sex from love? ffs!

The_DOctor_On_Ca | 0

#1748032 - Thursday 25 November 2010 07:05

says the guy who has never had good head. . .

hellomynameisada | 0

#1748269 - Thursday 25 November 2010 08:58

how is that bad?

DumDum999 | 0

#2323121 - Sunday 10 April 2011 03:57

Here's a tip, OP. NEVER ask to see his romantic side. It might hurt.

dirtygreek | 3

#5130476 - Friday 9 November 2012 06:35

Every time you kiss her after she gives u a bj u kissing your own dick dude

By dayve | 0

#1739639 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:04

haha

Haterman123 | 0

#1740241 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 03:49

smoothe move! did ya like it?!

By x_Cupcakes | 0

#1739641 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:05

Maybe he just doesn't have a passionate side...

IcyHell | 0

#1739650 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:06

that is he's passionate side :o

Zmeilerr | 22

#1740795 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 06:14

#4 his*

IcyHell | 0

#1741276 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 08:48

got lazy to correct it hurr

By harviss12 | 7

#1739656 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:08

u deserved it

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1740235 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 03:48

agreed

MexRomeo | 0

#1740246 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 03:50

eyyy Niño Torres!!!!

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1741694 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:29

LIVERPOOOOL! :D

By LindseyyMariee | 0

#1739671 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:19

maybe that was his passionate side?

wallyb18 | 0

#1740051 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 02:39

;)

alfredrog | 0

#1740140 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 03:19

doesn't get more passionate than that :)

seanders | 10

#1740737 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 05:51

Jesus 2, have any back problems?

charlesnk7 | 0

#1741691 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:29

i have that passionate side also

imperialtl | 12

#5247614 - Friday 14 December 2012 07:51

Wouldn't mind getting that passionate with you - LindseyMarie

Rizzen | 27

#5964488 - Tuesday 3 June 2014 10:17

thirsty ass^

By brewi | 0

#1739679 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 12:19

he'll show you his if you show him yours first.

sourgirl101 | 21

#1739823 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 01:06

Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.