Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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wakadalhadaf 4
Prove it to them.......go in there naked
hesamhesam 0
Apply for men's gym...
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Comments (214)
Lookinforlove10 1
Sue the shit outta them! lol or ask for a manager and raise hell!
caranina 15
do you not have boobs ? fyl darlin ...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some women have REALLY small boobs. I have less than an A cup. It happens.
azkollias08 8
She probably has them, but they look more like pecs than boobs
nerdsgetmehot 23
#175 That's a bit rude...
Morganthegoalie1 0
Well that sucks... But didn't they see your I.d. Or something?
terrask 11
Wow, that's hard... Sorry OP.
darkdestroyer61 0
Whoever told u that is a douche
skyeyez9 25
Even if she looks masculine, most.people can tell male from female. Even if she was dressed like a man and had a shaved head. The hands, hips, muscle build, voice...etc
nerdsgetmehot 23
Some people are more androgynous than others.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Go to a man gym all the guys would be like "woah" be like **** ya I'm a chick!
ryguy7878 8
Haha your life sucks
destijl10 0
You must look like a man fyl
xavierpineda2 4
that's that you get for being ugly.