Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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wakadalhadaf 4
Prove it to them.......go in there naked
hesamhesam 0
Apply for men's gym...
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Comments (214)
JayAyyEmm 0
I'm so sorry
FMLsOhilarious 6
Well it's obvious that you should stop looking man-ish.
SkardeyKat 3
Time to wax that upper lip and find a new haircut. The lez-mullet obviously isn't working for you.
samantha0911 0
Hmm..but do you look "female?"
causticgirl 6
I am guessing you'd do better at a day spa -getting some upkeep done. The gym should be step 2
chanchan127 1
o I'm so sorry my sister was harassed by a he-male and they crossed birders let's say and kept talking about my parents and my fam.......can you believe that my family knew one and didn't find it important to share
NullPointer 20
I'm sorry, but I do not understand what you are saying.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
that's the saddest thing I've ever heard :(
Tekdiver 4
Did you show them your vag?
Torva_fml 16
If there isn't cheap, greasy, processed food, then it's not a proper celebration!
katie41810 0
are you a lesbian? cuz i get that all the time too...
ikittybaby 0
My girlfreind too.