Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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wakadalhadaf 4
Prove it to them.......go in there naked
hesamhesam 0
Apply for men's gym...
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Comments (214)
HAT3BR33D 0
Female or shemale? Southern Ontario is full of the latter :(
turnupthemusic94 0
But doesn't your ID say female???
Jasonf6 0
Women only gyms are bullshit. Do you know of men only gyms? Imagine the lawsuits if someone launched one.
Bob_Cat_fml 14
You're totally right ! It would be claimed as sexism ... But female-only-gyms would be okay and moreover female-rights fairness ? Where's the logic in that ?
NullPointer 20
I agree. While your at it why not open a "whites only" gym?
NullPointer 20
ps. I was double trolling But I am serious that having all-women's gym is just as prejudice as having an all-white's gym.
GarciaSwaqgg 3
Beasty Women.. haha(;
Ikickmidgets 11
tranny
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm sorry, OP. :( I was mistaken for a boy several times back when I had super short hair. It sucks!
drawmesunshine 17
Yeah, me too. It does suck :/
DocBastard 40
Damn lady, grow some balls and stand up for yourself.
chubby_choco 17
"Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a ******! Those things take a pounding!" - Betty White
butterz1839 3
It's time for the sex change
chels1994 11
That's unfortunate...I would have fought it... show ID and fight it, woman
gracebbroo 5
maybe thats an incentive to shave that beard then ;)