Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, as I'd been going to a gym with my wife as a guest on her account, I joined as a regular member. However, before I had time to go under my own membership, the gym closed down due to the coronavirus. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
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Top comments
wakadalhadaf 4
Prove it to them.......go in there naked
hesamhesam 0
Apply for men's gym...
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Comments (214)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! :( I was mistaken for a boy several times when I had super short hair. It sucks!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Aw, dangit. I thought my comment didn't post the first time, so now I have two...And I look like an even bigger dumbass than usual.
ikittybaby 0
Are you a hot lesbian perhaps? Cuz then its okay.
bonez519 3
you should have thrown a bitch fit , prove otherwise with you i.d. and i bet if your bitch fit was loud enough they'd give you free membership at least for the 1st month :)
afulks78 11
U must be ugly.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Then I must be ugly too, because I've been mistaken for a guy before.
foreveryours94 0
what if maybe OP just ticked the male box instead of female box when filling out the application...?
OverFlash 15
If it's an all-female gym, what's the point of having someone mark their sex down?
Daydreamers 0
that's awkward...
stuth186 7
Are you sure?
misterjez 15
All women's gym? Sounds like a kitchen to me.
darkxsky86 7
I think what they meant was a very subtle way of saying SHAVE YO STACHE!!!
Antares_01 9
That's horrible. That gym does not deserve your patron.. Patronship? Patronage?
drawmesunshine 17
Lol, patronage. And I agree entirely.
boredfishing 0
Money!