why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

I agree, this isn't making much sense at all. Oh, and, OP, you're always supposed to capitalize the word "I", not just sometimes.

Oh that sucks sorry OP, and 105, it doesn't really matter right now so just let it go.

maybe she was already there and was the only one willing to help...maybe?

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

why on earth would you call the girl you like? call anyone, hell, call the pope, just dont call the girl you like.

u just used pope and hell in the same sentence bravo sir bravo

It's not that hard... "Why the hell is the pope touching me there?? I'm a girl!"

it could have been worse. you could have had a boner.

he DID just wake up...

why was the girl you liked called to cut you out? do you like your mom or someone related to you or something?

Wow. That's gotta be one of the nastiest wake-up-calls in existance.

woah. i would strangle my friend. no not really but i would be a bit annoyed

Wow. Thats gotta suck.

he didnt call the girl he liked he was in fucking pain so she was probably shrieking and she was nice enough to come and cut him out! read it again :) and, nice work friends. always a good way to break the ice "oh your the guy who had the swelling on the nuts"

at least she go to see wat u had before going out with y lmao

You definitely need to establish a porn buddy.