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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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Truthbringer 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:14

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

Fidelis_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:19

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

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Truthbringer 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:14

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

Bobby64 29

Friday 10 June 2011 2:23

I agree, this isn't making much sense at all. Oh, and, OP, you're always supposed to capitalize the word "I", not just sometimes.

yoimtrollin 24

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:30

Oh that sucks sorry OP, and 105, it doesn't really matter right now so just let it go.

sskarma23 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:18

maybe she was already there and was the only one willing to help...maybe?

Fidelis_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:19

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

Jasper_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:25

why on earth would you call the girl you like? call anyone, hell, call the pope, just dont call the girl you like.

tniggs 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:41

u just used pope and hell in the same sentence bravo sir bravo

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 30 May 2014 0:38

It's not that hard... "Why the hell is the pope touching me there?? I'm a girl!"

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:29

it could have been worse. you could have had a boner.

shabbybeard 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:25

he DID just wake up...

kkooaallaass 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:39

why was the girl you liked called to cut you out? do you like your mom or someone related to you or something?

BigLord 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:42

Wow. That's gotta be one of the nastiest wake-up-calls in existance.

aibohphobia 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:48

woah. i would strangle my friend. no not really but i would be a bit annoyed

secretish 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:52

Wow. Thats gotta suck.

willma 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:54

he didnt call the girl he liked he was in ******* pain so she was probably shrieking and she was nice enough to come and cut him out! read it again :) and, nice work friends. always a good way to break the ice "oh your the guy who had the swelling on the nuts"