By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
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Truthbringer 0

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

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Fidelis_fml 0

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

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Truthbringer 0

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

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Bobby64 29

I agree, this isn't making much sense at all. Oh, and, OP, you're always supposed to capitalize the word "I", not just sometimes.

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yoimtrollin 24

Oh that sucks sorry OP, and 105, it doesn't really matter right now so just let it go.

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sskarma23 9

maybe she was already there and was the only one willing to help...maybe?

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Fidelis_fml 0

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

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Jasper_fml 0

why on earth would you call the girl you like? call anyone, hell, call the pope, just dont call the girl you like.

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tniggs 0

u just used pope and hell in the same sentence bravo sir bravo

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lil_ham1644 29

It's not that hard... "Why the hell is the pope touching me there?? I'm a girl!"

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King_of_Kings 3

it could have been worse. you could have had a boner.

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kkooaallaass 0

why was the girl you liked called to cut you out? do you like your mom or someone related to you or something?

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BigLord 0

Wow. That's gotta be one of the nastiest wake-up-calls in existance.

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aibohphobia 0

woah. i would strangle my friend. no not really but i would be a bit annoyed

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willma 0

he didnt call the girl he liked he was in ******* pain so she was probably shrieking and she was nice enough to come and cut him out! read it again :) and, nice work friends. always a good way to break the ice "oh your the guy who had the swelling on the nuts"

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wilson0949 0

at least she go to see wat u had before going out with y lmao

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NoozeHound 0

You definitely need to establish a **** buddy.

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