Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

By Anonymous - 22/1/2012 18:06 - Canada

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By ariannaimelda | 7

#3926271 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Aww, he's head over heels for you :)

By LexSwift | 17

#3926309 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:48

He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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By ariannaimelda | 7

#3926271 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Aww, he's head over heels for you :)

AngrehPirate | 0

#3926279 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:46

He was so woo'ed by op :D

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3926294 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:47

YOU MURDERER!

Dukekamono | 5

#3926324 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:49

I wonder what there first hug was like

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3926329 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:50

You're killing him not so softly with your love.

K_kanaka | 26

#3926335 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:51

Hmmmmm I wonder how well it's gonna go when they have sex for the first time?

haw008 | 14

#3926424 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:03

She simply swept him off his feet

HahaHokayThen | 10

#3926429 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:05

It's one of those moments that you're gonna laugh about when you grow older (:

melij99 | 5

#3926568 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:35

Heeyyyyy oohhhhh!!

doctorwhogirl | 0

#3926694 - Monday 23 January 2012 1:10

well if he is the one then this wil just be a funny story to tell people

baconftw | 9

#3926711 - Monday 23 January 2012 1:16

His first kiss was too much for him I guess. I wonder what will happen before he's about to lose his virginty?

BlanketHogger | 0

#3926733 - Monday 23 January 2012 1:25

Oh Canadians.

ImInYourFACEbook | 8

#3926770 - Monday 23 January 2012 1:34

Hey, love hurts.

Nxty | 2

#3926912 - Monday 23 January 2012 2:12

Love hurts (love hurts), love marks (love marks), love wounds (love wounds), love scars!! :D

n_epic_fail | 14

#3927382 - Monday 23 January 2012 4:07

Hopefully he suffered short term amnesia, in the meantime you can salvage your dignity.

DirtyvonZoe32 | 10

#3927416 - Monday 23 January 2012 4:14

First time is always a charm.

periwinkle95 | 10

#3927425 - Monday 23 January 2012 4:16

1- Every single time I see your profile picture I laugh lol

MrShizzBear | 0

#3927723 - Monday 23 January 2012 5:14

He was just trying to fall into your arms :D

Metal_Chick | 15

#3928186 - Monday 23 January 2012 8:19

86- that song always reminds me of that 70's show!

Nxty | 2

#3932163 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:23

125, Lmao!! That's where I know it from!!

Radfam | 0

#3948002 - Friday 27 January 2012 0:40

Haha hilarious :)

By godisnowhere41 | 5

#3926272 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Not the best best omen... good luck with your relationship.

chocol8m | 6

#3926307 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:48

Messed up first kisses are special. You remember them more (: if you can after hitting your head though...

IntoTheClouds | 42

#3926340 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:50

Seriously? Seriously?

godisnowhere41 | 5

#3926382 - Sunday 22 January 2012 23:54

Seriously.

kjcookie10 | 9

#3926412 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:01

Little rough, eh?

KatherineAnne | 7

#3926472 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:13

Yeah you will always remember the first kiss it's that much better if its funny you will remember it better.

My first kiss with my current boy was epic :)

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3926748 - Monday 23 January 2012 1:32

Hm. I don't remember my first kiss at all. I remember who it was with, but I have no recollection of any other details. I don't find the chronology of events to be as important as their significance or the feelings they elicited. I think OP should either embrace this as a memorable, funny situation, or just blow it off and focus her memories on her best kiss instead of her first.