FML : Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

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By ubbiejames | 0

#113844 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 21:00

#5, the only person he knew that was coming was himself.

By pommeblossom | 0

#39293 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:34

Why would you do that if people were coming?

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By csigabajnok | 0

#289 - Thursday 5 February 2009 15:26

Where? In the garage?

carolinebeast | 0

#921767 - Sunday 7 March 2010 16:01

don't real estate agents tell you beforehand whenever they have people come over to your house? and you're supposed to LEAVE like at least half an hour before they come.

daniiica | 0

#984868 - Monday 26 April 2010 0:43

lol

JosephHiguera | 0

#1005053 - Monday 24 May 2010 7:22

Ha that's hilarious
in other news.
today, while selling a house to some potential buyers. I opened the Door, only to find the owner wanking in there. something tells me I'm not selling this house.FML

kurrri | 0

#1021962 - Monday 7 June 2010 0:20

This has to be fake.. and if not then ydi. You probably knew that they would be coming so you shouldn't have been doing it then..

nuggetFAIL | 0

#1274362 - Friday 20 August 2010 7:27

DID IT FEEL GOOD?

mis801 | 0

#2407192 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:39

that must feel good

Mr_Saikaly | 35

#2928677 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:04

#1 if you could read, you would be able to know that he was in the bedroom

Helped | 35

#5436454 - Friday 5 April 2013 21:53

I thought they did.

Helped | 35

#5436473 - Friday 5 April 2013 22:05

Lol'd

wchil | 14

#6294268 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:36

116 wtf is lol'd? laugh out louded?

xdafuze | 12

#6577189 - Saturday 9 April 2016 19:19

133 it means laughed out loud

By pommeblossom | 0

#39293 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:34

Why would you do that if people were coming?

thewhitelover3 | 9

#3489156 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:42

Maybe he didn't know people were coming that day

MyNameIsViet | 15

#4862420 - Sunday 26 August 2012 15:06

Well we know at least one person is coming. And it's not the real estate agent...

Helped | 35

#5436468 - Friday 5 April 2013 22:01

Cause people are stupid sometimes.

BadLuckGuy1 | 9

#5507990 - Sunday 26 May 2013 22:03

Cumming*

Cyrus00 | 37

#6532028 - Monday 8 February 2016 20:16

Danger wank

By Shallow_Padentic | 0

#49382 - Sunday 22 March 2009 5:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

0RedPenguin0 | 8

#5086665 - Saturday 27 October 2012 6:56

Wow. I have honestly never heard "cunt" as a verb before

umyeahh | 13

#5213111 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 8:31

"cunting" ?

Helped | 35

#5436474 - Friday 5 April 2013 22:06

Simmer down, sir. :x

thecman25 | 14

#6140010 - Wednesday 10 December 2014 1:25

your buthurt is showing

tylercarolinex | 21

#6311632 - Friday 5 June 2015 19:30

cunting fuckface is one of the funniest verbs i have heard to this day.

mds9986 | 24

#6439616 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 1:17

By someone_else | 0

#54828 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:08

If you gotta do it, then you gotta do it.

justinoCardenas | 2

#6045429 - Saturday 23 August 2014 0:45

you are right

By xMooMoox | 0

#72664 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:17

When I went to look at a house years ago the woman was asleep in her bedroom. Apparently she worked nights. She had no idea we were inside her house! But honestly if your awake you should have heard people walking and talking around your house, I'm sure he was describing things.