By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

How do you have that as a reflex?

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marcranger 28

Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

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goth_pixie 15

I don't think he'll try to kiss you again... the message that you gave him says "GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!"

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ninjakomodo 3

I haven't logged into this site for a long time...but I felt I needed to here for 2 reasons. Number 1 is to ask, how the hell does that become your reflex for someone trying to kiss you? Number 2, I could not stop cracking up at OP's username. The .shit got me.

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strohm89 3

Wow is your name Rachel and your cuddle buddy Joey. And are you friends.

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divadro102 16

If he's new what happened to the old boyfriend? Abuse from him or too much reflexes on your part?

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kalbrek009 20

Yes OP, we want to know how you got this "reflex"..either you've done it many times before in order for it to become a "reflex" (for what reason we do not know) or you're just a jerk who's into using excuses to knee a guy's jewels....

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sanecatlady 13

Why do people say to "grow a pair" when they want someone to toughen up? The slightest nudge to a guy's pair seems to result in excruciating pain. People should say "grow a ******" instead, they can take a pounding! Betty White said something like that. :)

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cheyenne7517 1

I hope he's okay

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darkfireflame 15

Maybe lay off the self-defense courses? Just a little bit.

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