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Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.
Maybe it's not his fault. I've known a few people in the past who think French-kissing involves sticking their tongue as far into my mouth as possible and wiggling it around. There's nothing quite like feeling like you're about to choke on a slimy, wiggling slug. D:
Maybe op has a Gene Simmons tongue.
Oh dang :/ ... Well, he can always work on it some more :) if you're willing to risk the vomit O_o
Who's willing to risk the vomit?!
39- the girls in "2 girls 1 cup"
44's comment just made me vomit... Why would you remind people of that!?!?
63- like you didn't watch 2G1C more than once...
I've never actually seen it. I've just heard about it and that made me sick to my stomach.
Strike 3! Youuuurrre out!
You're*...
The grammar police entrance exams... they must be getting easier.
Hmm sounds delicious! Did you vomit back?
Some people are into that. Every thing is a fetish to someone.
I must of been really good for u to have the strength to make this fml
That's crazy! O.o lol I'm sorry, maybe you can practice with him and he'll get better with it :/
I think OP might be slightly reluctant to practice after that.
Clevland's voice: that's nasty.
Usually when I read "That's nasty" it's in Cleveland's voice. This time, not so much..
I had second thoughts about putting "Cleveland's voice". Oh well you can't win 'em all. :)
Dang did you make sure you brushed your teeth today.
My sentiments exactly, the tongue might just be an excuse her boyfriend gave less he offended her. The real culprit could be the bits of bacon stucked in her teeth from last night's dinner. (;
When u kiss you don't touch the other person's gag reflex.. Maybe she needs more practice? Who knows where she was putting her tongue
This is a F His Life! You can move on, he is stuck this way!
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Poor guy.. He needs to work on that, I would hate to not be able to french kiss my girl.
Well damn. How long is your tongue?