Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
How do you have that as a reflex?
marcranger 28
Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!
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Comments (98)
evan_7899 28
what kind of relfex is that may I ask?
kurodansei 16
makes you wonder whi else has tried to kiss op to condition that reflex.
Enslaved 36
The Reflex is an only child* because the boyfriend got kicked in the balls Fle-fle-fle-fle-flex :P
misslady23 10
Correction FHL (f*** his life) lol
drshn 22
I hope you completed the kiss that would ease his pain a bit.
RedPillSucks 31
I be he can't wait for the first time with sex.
SavannahSunshine 26
Why on Earth is it a reflex for you to knee someone in the balls when they try to kiss you??
Cfjla15 6
unecessary comment
Goblin182 26
Now we know why you have a NEW boyfriend.
mdcdeve 10
You should probably seek help with that.