By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Redoxx_fml 22

How do you have that as a reflex?

Rule 34 dictates that some guys are into that! You might be lucky, OP!

Comments

evan_7899 28

what kind of relfex is that may I ask?

makes you wonder whi else has tried to kiss op to condition that reflex.

The Reflex is an only child* because the boyfriend got kicked in the balls Fle-fle-fle-fle-flex :P

misslady23 10

Correction FHL (f*** his life) lol

drshn 22

I hope you completed the kiss that would ease his pain a bit.

RedPillSucks 31

I be he can't wait for the first time with sex.

SavannahSunshine 26

Why on Earth is it a reflex for you to knee someone in the balls when they try to kiss you??

Goblin182 26

Now we know why you have a NEW boyfriend.

You should probably seek help with that.