Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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fuzzyface73
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Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
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RiverRelic
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You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )
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gymbug_13
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FIRST!!
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tingting1
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aren't you just so incredibly intelligent.
congrats to you.
congrats to you.
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cherrypieguy
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troll... FYL OP
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bloodthorn
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YDI for having a small penis
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porp1
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how do you know its small? maybe ts so big, shes wants to deep throat it and is giggling
or maybe its rly big and reaches over to her and is tickling her
or maybe its rly big and reaches over to her and is tickling her
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boysxrulex09
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i agree, you do deserve it. small penis man.
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raNDMGUy
| 5
i doubt a chick would just stare/laugh at your dick with your boss watching
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Kiwi_Splash
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Whatever happened to privacy?
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z3r0ram
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i used to use that stuff all the time at work
i've gotten covered in that shit
baking soda and vinegar neutralize it
you got to be quick tho
i've gotten covered in that shit
baking soda and vinegar neutralize it
you got to be quick tho
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asnider
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Obviously, you've never been in a lab.
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look_its_me
| 0
throw some on the coworker.
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missmontreal97
| 4
6 made my day :D
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breenarae25
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he can't help it if he has a small penis !!
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breenarae25
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he can't help it if he has a small penis !!
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breenarae25
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he can't help it if he has a small penis !!
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harmoo_fml
| 0
just be glad you're not in highschool. if you were you'd probably be on YouTube.
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lotzofpoop
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Kick that shitstain in the shitstain-maker.
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roobz_fml
| 0
that sucks!
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GoingCommando93
| 14
Dude, you don't have to get -completely- naked. The shower would get it off if you were still in your underwear. YDI one way or the other
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Sinamoi
| 18
Wrong. In a situation where you spill any type of corrosive or dangerous chemical on you, you strip down completely and immediately clense yourself with the emergency shower. We were even required to do this in my Chem Class in high school should something go wrong.
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TRAX_fml
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Oh wow that sucks hahahahaha
Shoulda asked the coworker to strip naked so you can mock her body
Shoulda asked the coworker to strip naked so you can mock her body
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FML_Add1cT
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Don't ask, throw some on get then laugh at her when she is on the same position hahaha.
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dabomb467
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That's what I was thinking!
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CallMeTheHunter
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fourth, bitch
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iKaite
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Lol... lets celebrate mediocrity in such a wonderful way.
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ananamoose
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for some people mediocrity is all they have so therefore, they must celebrate it with every ounce of passion they have, and i think that callmethehunter did it very well. congrats on your fourth place life callmethehunter, congrats that you accept being you and you know that you don't have to win to impress anyone. Seriously though iKatie, i laughed fricken hard when I read that
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iKaite
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Well, I do aim to please. *Hi5*
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ananamoose
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air5 that, nice work
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joshman8000
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you two are so gay get over yourselvs...
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fuzzyface73
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Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
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Finnboghi
| 0
I'm sure they would if their boobs were affected by temperature. :P
But seriously OP, that was really unprofessional at her.
But seriously OP, that was really unprofessional at her.
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DameGreyWulf
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Sounds more like the co-worker didn't understand penis flaccid size period.
Though, then again, I personally might giggle at a large penis too, so maybe it wasn't necessarily that it was small?
Though I suppose OP would ask for elaboration :
"Why are you laughing?"
"Your penis is small!"
.... small or big, though, highly unprofessional indeed. OP's co-worker: people get naked. Grow up.
OP, FYL for the spill, the strip, and the unprofessionalism.
[edit] Oh, also, maybe the co-worker has only seen big manwhore penises? She may be comparing you all wrong. There is a lot of misconception about what a small penis is, so I hear.
Though, then again, I personally might giggle at a large penis too, so maybe it wasn't necessarily that it was small?
Though I suppose OP would ask for elaboration :
"Why are you laughing?"
"Your penis is small!"
.... small or big, though, highly unprofessional indeed. OP's co-worker: people get naked. Grow up.
OP, FYL for the spill, the strip, and the unprofessionalism.
[edit] Oh, also, maybe the co-worker has only seen big manwhore penises? She may be comparing you all wrong. There is a lot of misconception about what a small penis is, so I hear.
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blalien
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Yeah, emergency showers are freaking cold. The OP is living out a very painful version of an episode of Seinfeld. Don't women research this kind of thing anyway?
FYI for not having an emergency shower with a curtain.
FYI for not having an emergency shower with a curtain.
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DameGreyWulf
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Eh... Nah, I don't think it'd be too common for women to research it. But ya know, I did anyway, so maybe.
Well, unless you just mean about chicks knowing about shrinkage and flaccid =/= full length, then yeah, I really would think they'd know that. Unfortunately, not a lot of them do. Fairly sad.
Well, unless you just mean about chicks knowing about shrinkage and flaccid =/= full length, then yeah, I really would think they'd know that. Unfortunately, not a lot of them do. Fairly sad.
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lmmmr
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Maybe she was just laughing because her coworker stripped naked and showered on the middle of the day. Depending on their dynamic/friendship, it could very well make sense.
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DameGreyWulf
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Well, obviously that could be a possibility, but like I said he could have asked why and she told him so. [shrugs]
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Stunt_fml
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I believe it's time to go buy the penis extension... Viper, Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini.... pick one and USE it.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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"... if their boobs were affected by temperature"? Seriously?! I really hope this is sarcasm. If it isn't, does the term "hard nipples" mean anything to you? The whole shape of the breast changes with temperature, too. At least, on real ones that is.
And btw, as a general rule girls aren't super-intrigued by the penis itself. I doubt the laughing was about that. This is perhaps the only area where a guy's bodily insecurities can rival that of the average girl's.
And btw, as a general rule girls aren't super-intrigued by the penis itself. I doubt the laughing was about that. This is perhaps the only area where a guy's bodily insecurities can rival that of the average girl's.
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starberries
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Everyone knows about shrinkage. Why would you need to research it?
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hellofml3739
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I have to disagree with you there about the body insecurities. Yeah I am aware that some females are insecure about their bodies, but so are a lot of males. Especially in a society where if you don't have big muscles or a six pack then your weak and not masculine.
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kmapes
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Ahaha. HCl is no fun to work with. Just be more careful next time.
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skiz_fml
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I really wish it was dilluted
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isthatmymuffin
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"if i'm so unpleasant to look at, why don't i just spill this acid in your eyes so you don't have to see me anymore?"
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XvxvX
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Burned....
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97currie
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I see what you did there.
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murderofcrows
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I'm sorry that is awful and really sucks. Feel better and FYL for sure
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MooLaw
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Or whenever she leans over next
look down at her breasts and start laughing
look down at her breasts and start laughing