By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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By  RiverRelic  |  0

You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )

  porp1  |  4

how do you know its small? maybe ts so big, shes wants to deep throat it and is giggling
or maybe its rly big and reaches over to her and is tickling her

  Sinamoi  |  18

Wrong. In a situation where you spill any type of corrosive or dangerous chemical on you, you strip down completely and immediately clense yourself with the emergency shower. We were even required to do this in my Chem Class in high school should something go wrong.

  ananamoose  |  0

for some people mediocrity is all they have so therefore, they must celebrate it with every ounce of passion they have, and i think that callmethehunter did it very well. congrats on your fourth place life callmethehunter, congrats that you accept being you and you know that you don't have to win to impress anyone. Seriously though iKatie, i laughed fricken hard when I read that

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Sounds more like the co-worker didn't understand penis flaccid size period.
Though, then again, I personally might giggle at a large penis too, so maybe it wasn't necessarily that it was small?
Though I suppose OP would ask for elaboration :
"Why are you laughing?"
"Your penis is small!"

.... small or big, though, highly unprofessional indeed. OP's co-worker: people get naked. Grow up.
OP, FYL for the spill, the strip, and the unprofessionalism.

[edit] Oh, also, maybe the co-worker has only seen big manwhore penises? She may be comparing you all wrong. There is a lot of misconception about what a small penis is, so I hear.

  blalien  |  0

Yeah, emergency showers are freaking cold. The OP is living out a very painful version of an episode of Seinfeld. Don't women research this kind of thing anyway?

FYI for not having an emergency shower with a curtain.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Eh... Nah, I don't think it'd be too common for women to research it. But ya know, I did anyway, so maybe.
Well, unless you just mean about chicks knowing about shrinkage and flaccid =/= full length, then yeah, I really would think they'd know that. Unfortunately, not a lot of them do. Fairly sad.

  lmmmr  |  0

Maybe she was just laughing because her coworker stripped naked and showered on the middle of the day. Depending on their dynamic/friendship, it could very well make sense.


"... if their boobs were affected by temperature"? Seriously?! I really hope this is sarcasm. If it isn't, does the term "hard nipples" mean anything to you? The whole shape of the breast changes with temperature, too. At least, on real ones that is.

And btw, as a general rule girls aren't super-intrigued by the penis itself. I doubt the laughing was about that. This is perhaps the only area where a guy's bodily insecurities can rival that of the average girl's.

  hellofml3739  |  5

I have to disagree with you there about the body insecurities. Yeah I am aware that some females are insecure about their bodies, but so are a lot of males. Especially in a society where if you don't have big muscles or a six pack then your weak and not masculine.