By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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killerviral 0

for a secodl", I thoguht he was going to rape u

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AngryNinja 1

not really. my dad farts on my mom all the time. i think it's a dominance thing. -.-

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Bennjie 0

why would your dad do that? I mean It's so wrong... just doing that :/

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natedog193 0

she doesnt need to dump him. he was just messin with her. i can undetstand her gettin pretty mad though

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Rocco1990 0

it's something men do. Who ever tells OP to dumb him is really dumb.

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z3r0nline 0

wtf what kin of parents do u hav farting on ur mum??? anyway slap him nd just be pissed

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AngryNinja 1

he's like.. scenting his territory. i find it repulsive. if my boyfriend/husband ever tried that, i'd shove a cork up his ass.

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42billybob 5

I'm noticing a pattern here: 1) guy has an idea 2) girl notices him start something and expects something romantic/sweet/(insert delusion) automatically 3) guy's idea is a prank/joke/something she wasn't expecting 4) girl writes FML 5) females reply to dump him 6) males reply back 2 the kitchen

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TrekkieGirl 0

@# 73, you are so right about the pattern. However, I must admit that this FML did make me laugh. Though if that ever happened to me, I have to kick my guy's ass. So gross!

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idkweird 0

I will forever be grateful that I've never had a boyfriend that immature. Actually, the closest to that was my ex-fiance who would just fart around me all the time and laugh about it....he's 43... My current would never dream of that. I just will never see the humor in farting on someone.

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marc33 0

comooon don't act like u don't fart.... I fart anywhere if I need to!!!! it's just ur body releasing some extra air.... so what..!!?? lol

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ey3seecold 0

u should lay him down sit on his face and take a shit when he yells ahhhhh!!!

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jillz 0

If she chooses to stay, she could reward him by soaking his favorite attire in the sweetest, most feminine smelling perfume. She could also put some garlic and onion in his shoes. People will just ~*love*~ him wherever he goes. Or she could smear some chocolate in the backs of his underwear and wash them. He just *might* be less likely to notice something similar to a track stain than any other person would be. Ooh, or she could use window markers and ...write Gay Pride on his vehicle along with messages of world peace, brotherly love, how we should respect our trees, and how Obama is so sexy. (nothing against homosexuals - been meaning to find a gay guy I can *safely* go shopping with anyhow :p - straight guys might have ulterior motives and all that jazz) ((this whole post was a joke))

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EwigStolz 0

Yeah....... Because you've never thoughtfully executed any revenge on your boyfriends before. That's just way above you.

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infiniti_G 0

Why were you on the couch instead of in the kitchen? YDI

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deathcab7 0

ohh how classy. thats cute. :/ haha. fyl op.

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g124124 0

that would be the first hillarious fart fetish I know of

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truthisRelative 0

no offense but remind me to never, ever puss you off. I like your ideas though.

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Reyo 2

He has claimed you. You are now his territory. Think of it as if it as the relationship held between a Butterfly and cocoon, except by Butterfly I mean his penis.

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eric780 0

@73,haha YOU GOT IT that was funnier than any FMLs on here

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Lolcopterplz 0

thts fukn gross. keep ur sht sanitary

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leonq8 0

lol that show how far is your reLation lol

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mattmadden 0

Talk about no respect for you whatsoever OP. Dump that disgusting disrespectful bastard.

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vtsocks 2

lots man hating lesbos here! it's a sign of comfort in the relationship and love! Plus it's funny : )

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AngryNinja 1

it's not funny. it's demeaning and vile. i'm straight and i would dump that asshole in a second. beside the fact that around half of the guys posting on here find it gross.

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Ajjas013 6

You see what malicious TV programming like Barney does to our citizens?!

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marc33 0

goddd, u must be alien...! and don't fart, huh? lol

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vampyre_girly 0

" I love you, you love me. I'm a happy farting tree. " gosh I hate barney. I have a small dartboard with barneys, my sisters, and Mileys face on it. Hehe

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g02hell 2

shut the hell up. don't act like you don't fart princess. p.s no one gives a shit what you find demeaning

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MwahFMLS 6

I don't see why you are raging, I agree with her. This isn't about farting (though it's not flattering at all) it's about the farting in his girlfriends face because he found it somewhat humorous. You don't even have to be a gentlemen to not fart in someones face. Disgusting..

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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JoeJonasAnnoysMe 0

What an ass. No pun intended. Smack the crap out of him.

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TehFuzzyOne 0

OWNED. just kidding. that stinks. (get it?)

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JackStone96 4

eww that's just gross... smack the crap outta him or dump him... either works (get it dump

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