Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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halfmanhalfbearh 0
Dear incompetent dumbass(AKA iwadasn), Your comment, "2-5 have been disproved" is a false statement. There is a reason that females have 2 motherfucking breasts. THEY BOTH HOLD MILK!!!! Shocking, isn't it? Also, there's a reason we have arms as long as we have well. I'll give you a hint...they are for reaching for stuff without having to lean over as much had we shorter arms. But, apparently you're too much of a dickweed to use your brain for what it was meant to do. Sorry, YOU FAIL. -With love, Halfmanhalfbearhalfpig P.S.: YOU CAN EASILY GET BURNT BY BOILING HOT WATER WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON, DIPSHITS.
mcsnelly 5
Hey dumbass- Yes, they do both produce milk but THEY BOTH STILL NEED TO BE EMPTIED!! Whether by the baby or pumping it out, which, with a burnt nipple, BOTH would hurt. If this is not done, then the milk builds up and creates pressure which-guess what!-ALSO hurts! Saying she has two breasts helps nothing. Also, the OP already commented and said she was burnt by the steam. She wouldn't have even had to bend over that far for the steam to burn her. And about your other post-teething babies can be as young as 4 months old-Breastfeeding is actually recommended for about 1 year old (although that doesn't usually happen because it is much easier to start on baby food) so, no, breastfeeding while the baby is teething is not absurd.
chrisgeo_2000 0
those must be pretty big
CaptainPat 0
don't cook naked, silly.
lillyass 0
you should be more careful with those things.
tangerine_12 0
you cook naked? odd...
Sucks2beYouxD 0
YDI for cooking without fabric on.
thisiswhyimhot 0
if your son is teething why are you breastfeeding him?
MELLLL_fml 0
how old is your son?? i dont think its a good idea to be breastfeeding a child when there teething... use a beast pump or something dude.
JJwoz 0
babies can teeth when there like 6 months old ... and it's suggested that you breastfeed for at least a year..Dumbass
halfmanhalfbearh 0
Hey mcsmelly I never made a comment that said "babies can start teething @ as young as 4mo. old" nor anything of the like. If you are going to try and prove me wrong, it just might be a good idea to make sure that you have all your ******* facts straight, pal.
mcsnelly 5
um yeah i know u didn't... I did. Because you were saying she shouldn't be breastfeeding a baby who's teething in a post of yours earlier. So I said that they can actually start teething quite young, so there's no reason to be saying she shouldn't be breastfeeding a young baby.
halfmanhalfbearh 0
Also, SHE WASNT NAKED