Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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halfmanhalfbearh 0
Which means SHE HAD CLOTHES ON
halfmanhalfbearh 0
AS SHE PREVIOUSLY COMMENTED
creepmucker 0
Aren't babies that are old enough to be teething usually weened from breast feeding?
ellysa_fml 0
ya have two boobs dontcha?
miley_baby 0
Okay lol this was funny for a few reasons and you kind of deserved it. 1.) if you feel the need that you still much breast feed a terthing child then you have another boob in case you hadn't noticed so flop the kid over to the other and you will be fine unless you burned the other too (which would mean you're retarded 2.) being a chick myself there is this awsome little invention called a BRA i promise you it will protect your nipples from weird freak accident nipple burnings! i can give you my word! 3.) if you are going to cook then PUT ON CLOTHES! i mean i enjoy walking around my house as much as the next guy in fact i often do! but i'm never dumb enough to cook in the nude..
boatkicker 5
Okay lol this was funny for a few reasons and you kind of deserved it. 1.) Both produce milk. It is not comfortable to only have one emptied all the time. Also child is teething. Soon you will have two sore nipples and no relief for either, if you did this. 2.) Having burnt my boobs before, I have to say, no, a bra does NOT protect against freak accident burns. Lucky for me it was the underside of them sorta (had a hot cookie sheet jammed under them) 3.) See above: things burn through clothing, depending on the type. That's why people use potholders instead of just a towel or something. Potholders are designed to have extra insulation that most fabric does not. Would you take a hot pan with metal handles off the stove with a t-shirt? No (or else you're a fool) If your HANDS cant touch it safely with just a shirt, why should a body part as tender as the nipple?
mizsunshine 3
You, my dear, are dumb as ****. Let me explain, as you OBVUOUSLY can't read, and know Nothing about breastfeeding. First off, she's already stated that she was wearing clothes. Second, if she switches the baby to the other breast long enough for the burn to heal, she could develop a serious infection. Third, just because her baby is teething does not mean she should stop breast feeding. That's ridiculous.
omghehehe 0
LOL ppl are funny!!! Its very entertaining :D!! Sorry for u and ur nipple. Shit happens! Simple: Put antibacterial with hydrocortisone cream on that nipple. Feed baby on the other breast, but keep pumping the affected breast. So u dont dry up :)
element01 0
damn how long are your *******?
xnozomichanx 0
That really sucks. A lot. And it's gonna hurt so bad when the milk builds up, (as I'm sure you're aware). Hope it heals well and that your son doesn't bite so much ^^;
ti3n_t 0
dass hella kinky.
kirkcantjerk 0
at least u dont need to warm the milk for him :p