sry bid FYL

YDI. Getting burned should teach you to be careful around stoves.

you have bum cream in your house :o

You're stupid. You should have had water running over that burn to prevent it from getting worse. You should only apply burn cream after that. You shouldn't have been patiently waiting by the stove at least.

Did you also absentmindedly put your foot in the oven? Or stick your head in the microwave? You set yourself up for that.

That's why teh womenses stay in da kitchens and da mens set on the couch and wait for da sammiches to come out.

You got burned at least 3 times by my count. You also burned yourself by putting up this FML and expecting any sympathy. FYI: Probably not a good idea for you to run around the house with scissors in your hand.

Ahh, poor little mama's boy couldn't bother to look for the burn cream himself or ask his momma where it was. He had to wait in the kitchen because of his horrible injury. And don't say you couldn't reach it. I almost guarantee you that you're taller than yo mama. If you're my height (and I'm barely above average), yo mama would be perfectly at your crotch level if she was on her knees, as we found out last night. I also used my telekinesis to move the stove near your hand and give you a second burn once I found out what a wimp you are. It's called tough love, and as your new daddy expect a lot more of it. ... Wow, that FML brought out the worst in me. For the rest of you, I love you all! :).

YDI your mom wasn't in the kitchen.

Props for you being in the kitchen helping out, but please for your own sake don't go to Hell's Kitchen. I think ice helps helps, get aloe and vitamin E.