By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States
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Ahh, poor little mama's boy couldn't bother to look for the burn cream himself or ask his momma where it was. He had to wait in the kitchen because of his horrible injury. And don't say you couldn't reach it. I almost guarantee you that you're taller than yo mama. If you're my height (and I'm barely above average), yo mama would be perfectly at your crotch level if she was on her knees, as we found out last night. I also used my telekinesis to move the stove near your hand and give you a second burn once I found out what a wimp you are. It's called tough love, and as your new daddy expect a lot more of it. ... Wow, that FML brought out the worst in me. For the rest of you, I love you all! :).
YDI. Getting burned should teach you to be careful around stoves.
You're stupid. You should have had water running over that burn to prevent it from getting worse. You should only apply burn cream after that. You shouldn't have been patiently waiting by the stove at least.