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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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PistachioNut94 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:40

were you naked?

blacklikemyheart 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:43

Its a shame people don't have two nipples...

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 26 October 2009 4:50

Have your man make it better. Or, if he's a deadbeat/overseas/away on business, you can easily find a volunteer.

PlasmaWafflez 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:57

#131 You're a stupid ******* **** I hate bitches like you, just because your partner isn't currently with you doesn't give you any rights whatsoever to cheat. **** you, *****.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 26 October 2009 5:45

Actually, I'm a dude, but I put out on the first date, so were I born a girl I'd probably be a *****. Also, I'm reporting you to my local militant man-hating feminist chapter, who will hunt you down and burn CHAUVENIST PIG into your flesh with a cattle iron. Don't you ******* DARE tell women they're ****** for seeking nipple therapy when it's okay for a GUY to do the same! You make me sick! Go to hell!

Amkii 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:55

I also am wondering why you can't use the other nipple?

CheapoBilo 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:05

Wait don't women have a PAIR of breasts? I.E. 2 of them? Just use your other funbag to feed your child.

bballboy91 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:19

That kinda hot if you asked me...

bookworm_x 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:35

don't you have two breasts? or are you like some breast-cyclopes mutant?

phixx 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:41

i could help. maybe a massage??

welderchick87 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:42

I don't think this is true....unless she's like 3 feet tall, or has an incredibly huge chest. I don't know how many times I've leaned over the stove to reach the back and have never come close to burning myself, and I don't have a small chest...

blastvortex 3

Monday 26 October 2009 5:44

Quit trying to immolate yourself. (=p) YDI for not watching yourself better, even though the mistake is one that anybody could make. Also, do you only have like... one nipple or something? Just use the other one (derp!).