Health, Food and Cooking: Kitchen nightmares - FML

Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 24 August 2021 17:39

Mehh a weird little accident when microwaving popcorn doesn’t mean you can’t cook lol. Like your username says, it does mean you’re clumsy. Could being clumsy make you a bad cook? Possibly. Just be careful with the knives and practice some simple recipes and you should be fine lol

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 24 August 2021 20:09

Using a microwave isn't cooking. And the bra part is a real clue you don't know much about cooking. You should cook topless.

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Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 24 August 2021 17:39

Mehh a weird little accident when microwaving popcorn doesn’t mean you can’t cook lol. Like your username says, it does mean you’re clumsy. Could being clumsy make you a bad cook? Possibly. Just be careful with the knives and practice some simple recipes and you should be fine lol

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 24 August 2021 20:09

Using a microwave isn't cooking. And the bra part is a real clue you don't know much about cooking. You should cook topless.

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