Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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biggestfan23
| 11
I like burned butts and I cannot lie!
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sqeakyclean
| 7
What's the matter with you?
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smartassking
| 0
Madness T_T
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VoteForTaco
| 8
Madness? No, THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
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TuLegit
| 4
Kick*
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smartassking
| 0
Lol xD
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LunaDragon
| 10
Wish 29 was between 9 and 18. :p
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muzy
| 23
Is it weird that it's annoying me that he put 'no' in the quote :| ?
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Jiplo
| 18
Yes it is, but it isn't. Or is it in just a way that it really is but just seems that it isn't?
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joshuaUNWRITTEN
| 0
Cool, Now we know you have a big ass!
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
We do...?
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muzy
| 23
38- Never ever trust someone who capitalises a word after a comma or else....
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xnickyxboox
| 6
you could've just warmed up with ur towel or robe...
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biggestfan23
| 11
I like burned butts and I cannot lie!
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Kinky.
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tylersign
| 11
I prefer a nice crispy, golden brown.
I heard that burned stuff poses health risks.
I heard that burned stuff poses health risks.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Ahh, nice.
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j_cat187
| 19
You otha brothas can't deny.
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ChristyBVB
| 8
But when a girl walks in with that itty bitty waist and that burn butt in mah face! :3
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LMA0
| 5
I get sprung!
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JoeLouisBomber
| 9
Now put a didlo near the heater wait until you hear sizzling and insert in anus
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sqeakyclean
| 7
What's the matter with you?
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aruam365
| 24
Must have something up his ass...
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a1f0sff
| 25
No need to get those mental images burned into my mind!!
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JoeLouisBomber
| 9
Many many things though i dont have anything in my ass other then shit
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
You should wipe better. It'll help with that.
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j_cat187
| 19
I get it, #6 is a rapist.
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enopola
| 5
Thank god you were hear to break the news Tom Brokaw.
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fallslikedominos
| 10
What type of freaky shit. . .
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Wederoney
| 16
You must have a hot ass... if you know what I mean ;P
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muppetslover
| 11
That sounds like something I would do... But at least you know you've got a bubble butt and all the guys will be checking you out! Or maybe they'll just be looking at the burn...
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DocBastard
| 38
I always knew you had a hot ass.
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DrMime
| 10
Same joke as number seven, you get thumbed up, he gets thumbed down.
LIKE A BOSS!
LIKE A BOSS!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Because he didn't say "if you know what I mean".
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coried91
| 28
His army of minions follow him and thumb him up as soon as he comments! Go Doc!
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DocBastard
| 38
Ack...I hadn't noticed #7 when I wrote my (admittedly stupid) comment. Dammit.
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toenibbler
| 14
Doc, you nearly always make original comments. You are allowed to slip up from time to time, it is only human.
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DrMime
| 10
You sit on the heater too? In that case there's a few rules to follow, never sit directly on the metal, always have a big blanket, and last but not least, don't try to pleasure yourself on the heater, there is an upward air current... Especially if you don't have a big blanket...
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
Sounds like a fire hazard.
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DrMime
| 10
At that point it becums 'dodge the flying lava'.
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toenibbler
| 14
When the actual f*ck would that ever seem like a good idea?
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ChristyBVB
| 8
When you get out of the shower and your house is cold. And yo booty née to be warmed up. c: