By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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sqeakyclean 7

What's the matter with you?

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LunaDragon 10

Wish 29 was between 9 and 18. :p

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muzy 23

Is it weird that it's annoying me that he put 'no' in the quote :| ?

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Jiplo 18

Yes it is, but it isn't. Or is it in just a way that it really is but just seems that it isn't?

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muzy 23

38- Never ever trust someone who capitalises a word after a comma or else....

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xnickyxboox 6

you could've just warmed up with ur towel or robe...

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tylersign 11

I prefer a nice crispy, golden brown. I heard that burned stuff poses health risks.

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ChristyBVB 8

But when a girl walks in with that itty bitty waist and that burn butt in mah face! :3

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Now put a didlo near the heater wait until you hear sizzling and insert in anus

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sqeakyclean 7

What's the matter with you?

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aruam365 24

Must have something up his ass...

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a1f0sff 25

No need to get those mental images burned into my mind!!

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Many many things though i dont have anything in my ass other then shit

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You should wipe better. It'll help with that.

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enopola 5

Thank god you were hear to break the news Tom Brokaw.

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Wederoney 16

You must have a hot ass... if you know what I mean ;P

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muppetslover 11

That sounds like something I would do... But at least you know you've got a bubble butt and all the guys will be checking you out! Or maybe they'll just be looking at the burn...

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DrMime 10

Same joke as number seven, you get thumbed up, he gets thumbed down. LIKE A BOSS!

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RedPillSucks 31

Because he didn't say "if you know what I mean".

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coried91 28

His army of minions follow him and thumb him up as soon as he comments! Go Doc!

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DocBastard 38

Ack...I hadn't noticed #7 when I wrote my (admittedly stupid) comment. Dammit.

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toenibbler 14

Doc, you nearly always make original comments. You are allowed to slip up from time to time, it is only human.

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DrMime 10

You sit on the heater too? In that case there's a few rules to follow, never sit directly on the metal, always have a big blanket, and last but not least, don't try to pleasure yourself on the heater, there is an upward air current... Especially if you don't have a big blanket...

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MizzErikaHart 8

Sounds like a fire hazard.

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DrMime 10

At that point it becums 'dodge the flying lava'.

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toenibbler 14

When the actual f*ck would that ever seem like a good idea?

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ChristyBVB 8

When you get out of the shower and your house is cold. And yo booty née to be warmed up. c:

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