Love, Music, Awkward and Concert: Don't think so highly of yourself

Don't think so highly of yourself

By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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Gigs

By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

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Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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tido26 17

Saturday 8 October 2022 20:06

Being friendly does not mean someone is into you. Do you also assume a cashier, waiter/waitress, bar tender, anyone, is interested in you simply because they are polite?

Chazzster 28

Saturday 8 October 2022 19:12

One word - “Karma”

Comments

Chazzster 28

Saturday 8 October 2022 19:12

One word - “Karma”

tido26 17

Saturday 8 October 2022 20:06

Being friendly does not mean someone is into you. Do you also assume a cashier, waiter/waitress, bar tender, anyone, is interested in you simply because they are polite?

crazy_joe 15

Monday 10 October 2022 9:33

I would say yes, she does.

Ubehage 32

Monday 10 October 2022 13:25

"But I'm a woman, that means every single male wants me. They think of nothing else!" -OP, probably.

gooder137 14

Thursday 13 October 2022 1:19

I’m (apparently) quite flirty. I just think of myself as being friendly and polite. I’m happily married and would never cheat on my wife, so if I met OP, she’d probably think I’m into her when I’m just being friendly.

SamanthaThe1st 22

Saturday 8 October 2022 20:14

Was it Rivers Cuomo?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 October 2022 21:14

Opening band -- pfft! You were right to shut down such a loser. If you rejected someone from the headlining band, that would be a real FML.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 8 October 2022 22:10

how full of yourself are you, to think someone simply saying hello in passing was interested in you? knock yourself down a few pegs sweetheart, you're really not that special