FML : Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts....

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Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouchmytits / Monday 28 March 2011 06:42 / United States

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By ChrisLTC | 3

#2254893 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

By quietnurse | 0

#2254798 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:34

you have to boil the potatoes before you put them in mayo/ salad dressing and eggs ect... to make potato salad.

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By TK1279 | 2

#2254658 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Prolusive | 5

#2254854 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:41

Pot holder win.

craaazymonkey | 0

#2254938 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

grin!

BahahahLOL | 0

#2254964 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:00

Gin ... and juice

BahahahLOL | 0

#2254967 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:00

Gin ... and juice

Agiggleaday | 0

#2255307 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:21

Cooking skill fail

crazyin321 | 0

#2255452 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:04

Really? It's not possible for your hand to slip if you have cooking skills? well shit, son!

luke1998 | 0

#2255705 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:10

lol

sduhamel | 0

#2256199 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:32

how the hell were you holding the pot such that when it slips it spills on ur boobs?? don't ppl hold the pot in the direction away from their body? WTF?

BadBoyz90210 | 0

#2257416 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:44

youd have to hold it above your head or right next to yourself for balance

kruzito | 0

#2258408 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 02:29

Now that's hot!

kruzito | 0

#2258418 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 02:31

Now that's hot!

AceArctic | 4

#2259006 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 04:09

^win

HawkFootball | 0

#2260087 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 07:00

bin

minatosexy | 0

#2260819 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 10:32

no 215 UR PIC IS A WIN!!!!

facilitator | 0

#2999552 - Saturday 30 July 2011 06:35

in mother Russia potato mash you

By weels6 | 0

#2254662 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By jaint | 0

#2254664 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:10

woot first person to comment =D

Bofferding_fml | 6

#2254668 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:11

you Fail hard, you Fail for saying first in the first place, and you fail even more for note being the first

Fuzzbump | 5

#2254670 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:11

I'm pretty sure you're third.

TK1279 | 2

#2254683 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:13

*not

By xxcrazygingerxx | 0

#2254672 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:12

why dont you just stick to making sandwitches.

eprieto | 0

#2254703 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:18

14- was that necessary

weels6 | 0

#2254708 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:19

I think you're the only one that cares ya hoe, so stfu.

Tweety122888 | 0

#2254713 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:19

Apparently can't drive either

Tweety122888 | 0

#2254722 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:21

Nvm dumb android app

eprieto | 0

#2254765 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:29

14- are you a guy or gal

weels6 | 0

#2254776 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:31

you just contradicted yourself. I'm simple but I stole my carer's password and "he" hasn't found out yet! uhhhhhme soyyy dumb . *VOMITS*

Tweety122888 | 0

#2254791 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:34

Im with pendatik on this one

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2254793 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:34

14 - I hear you and all but if you are going to correct someones spelling at least make sure your grammar is correct first. I think you meant 'were' not 'where'. Just saying.

weels6 | 0

#2254906 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:49

me hungy. nomnom

rmbaker1993 | 0

#2254923 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:54

wowww 14!!! 8 just accidently added an extra letter to a word. 14, you completely used the wrong word! I think YOU'RE the stupid one...oh and WTF is your picture!? are you so stupid you could only get a girl with three arms??

VorpikeII | 17

#2255063 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:22

Besides the guy you stole the password from could be even more stupid then you.

CrimSin | 0

#2255077 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:25

14 - If you're gonna insult someone about their spelling and whatnot, at least be smart enough to make sure you type your OWN sentence correctly. I'm pretty sure "where" and "were" have two completely different meanings.

DocBastard | 38

#2255259 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:09

CrimSin, get your head out of your ass, because you're obviously having trouble seeing clearly. Pendatik's grammar and spelling were spot-on. Notice I didn't say "where spot-on" as you suggest, because that would be wrong and stupid. Trying to correct someone and failing really makes you look foolish, especially when the person you're so desperately trying to show up is Pendatik.

Rebi3144 | 8

#2255269 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:13

Uh, 69, 14 was right in that sentence. So, shut up. (:

xxxkkxxx | 0

#2255479 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:11

haha 14 you have 6099 comments

aardvarkish | 15

#2255522 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:21

Battle of the Brains is looking a little one-sided here...

Blazingcrono | 6

#2255626 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:54

Lol this thread is full of win.

VorpikeII | 17

#2255966 - Monday 28 March 2011 05:24

no one can possibly out-do Pendatik in spelling and grammar except DocBastard and possibly KaySL.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2256019 - Monday 28 March 2011 05:37

#everyone, pendantik must have some powerful friends because it did actually say "where" not "were". I wish besties with the mods...

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2256082 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:04

Rule #1 of FML; never attack an old-school dude like Pendatik.

VorpikeII | 17

#2256107 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:11

Your missing the side note #147, it says that you can mess with Pendatik, KaySL and Doc, but it also says that sirin is not responsible for whatever they do back to you.

DocBastard | 38

#2256135 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:16

"Rule #1 of FML; never attack an old dude like Pendatik." There, fixed it for you.

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2256161 - Monday 28 March 2011 06:26

Thanks 149 and Doc. I just got off an eighteen hour shift, so my brain isn't functioning properly.

cldean24 | 0

#2256418 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:46

Pendatik, does the person in your photo have three arms? I am very intrigued and boggled as I have looked at that pic for about 15 minutes.

VorpikeII | 17

#2256496 - Monday 28 March 2011 08:10

umm I'm pretty sure that's a leg… although I could be wrong. I'm also suprised KaySL hasn't commented on this thread yet.

Mubus | 0

#2256517 - Monday 28 March 2011 08:13

162 is retarded.

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2256845 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:32

just. shut. up. stop criticizing people.

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2256851 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:37

nah lol go on this thread is really funny

KaySL | 24

#2257414 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:43

Hey TheRealFamilyGuy, you're mad bruh, I saw it, I fucking saw it after he posted the comment, he was right all along, and I'm not just saying this to instigate a flame-war-slash-lesbian-cat-fight, hell no son. That said, you all suck donkey balls, especially DocBastard. *sits back and grabs popcorn*

VorpikeII | 17

#2257445 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:02

Aha! I knew KaySL would post eventually!!!!! MWAHAHAHA

KaySL | 24

#2257459 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:11

*throws a dead unicorn at Vorpike*

VorpikeII | 17

#2257594 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:46

*throws dead unicorn right back at KaySL* *laughs when it skewers KaySL*

KaySL | 24

#2257605 - Monday 28 March 2011 11:49

I'm already dead, how else could I put people into a coma just by opening my mouth? You ain't got shit on me, son.

VorpikeII | 17

#2258053 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 01:39

I don't want your shit, that's just nasty. Though I have more dirt on you then you think. Let's just say it has something to do with you, Doc, Every1luvsboners and handcuffs.

NoMoreRainbows | 0

#2259025 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 04:13

Is everyone done trying to have a flame war/cat fight/trying to be a grammar nazi?

VorpikeII | 17

#2261054 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 01:02

no, the cat fight/flaming lesbian war is not ove yet!!!!! It will never end!!!!

VorpikeII | 17

#2261570 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 04:48

over*

fieldhockey711 | 0

#2265490 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 05:08

dude y r u soooo mean like u honestly could not be as smart as u think u r because u act all cool using your big words and you most likely dont know what they mean and lile what job do you have that makes you think ypur so smart i agree with #16

fieldhockey711 | 0

#2265520 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 05:12

look at you trying to act all smart for this pendatik person

VorpikeII | 17

#2276762 - Friday 1 April 2011 01:42

242 who the fuck are you talking about?????

By Dragons_corner | 6

#2254676 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

IStoleTheCookies | 16

#2254779 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:31

I was just thinking that.. you don't cook/boil potato salad, you just take it from the fridge and eat it..

quietnurse | 0

#2254798 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:34

you have to boil the potatoes before you put them in mayo/ salad dressing and eggs ect... to make potato salad.

Mistery510 | 6

#2254831 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:38

I hope you aren't that stupid istole..

eprieto | 0

#2254839 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:39

holly crap, obviously from the boiling water that was used in whatever way to make the potato salad

Rykier | 0

#2255034 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:16

Either those two are retarded, or y'all just get subtly trolled.

RedPillSucks | 30

#2255527 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:22

Most likely, the comments were made by people who eat store bought potato salad instead of making their own. For future reference, some people actually have to prepare the food you eat. There is no magic (nipple-less) fairy that creates the food in your fridge.

nohugs4u | 8

#2255620 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:51

how the hell did you bring the dog into this

anorexicbarbie | 8

#2255754 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:34

9 and 26 made me lose faith in humanity.

binkybaby | 3

#2255799 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:52

I can see where the question is coming from. OP merely states that she burned herself and has second degree boob-burns. She then states as a separate thought that she lost her nipple to potato salad. It makes it seem like it's two separate events.

cldean24 | 0

#2256438 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:49

Yeah, they probably don't make their own food, but it doesn't take a genius to know potatoes aren't soft without being boiled. They are just really dumb lol.

Cenobyte | 10

#2260755 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 09:47

#26 - Serves you right for being flippant. Next time put a ;) behind the comment. Maybe then people will understand.

Dragons_corner | 6

#2266913 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:18

116 and 133 I don't eat potato salad and only my mom eats it but that's only if one friend makes it. I never made it or was shown how beside they stated 2 incidents that sound different. Also to all I'm a cook I'm a cook. I do nothing but prepare food from scratch just like how I was raised and cook home made meals. Nothing beat it.

WoahHEY_Ewh | 0

#2269239 - Thursday 31 March 2011 12:51

Omnomnom

shaniecerb | 0

#2588765 - Monday 30 May 2011 06:46

u have to boil the eggs

By DiamondFinish | 0

#2254677 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:12

You would have been ok if you had implants.

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254748 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:27

Not really, skin will still burn and nipples will be lost regardless if fake or not.

DiamondFinish | 0

#2254751 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:27

joke

craaazymonkey | 0

#2254972 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:00

them shits would have been liquified fosho!

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2254991 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:06

Fake are rubbish anyway...

DiamondFinish | 0

#2255032 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:15

Agreed^

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2255136 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:38

Why do people like clearly fake ones?

DiamondFinish | 0

#2255189 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:52

They like more bang for their buck. The mentality of most people is, if it's bigger it's better. I am talking about implants not natural big ones, that is a different discussion. I personally prefer natural. The feel is just priceless.<<

justalilrandom2 | 4

#2256810 - Monday 28 March 2011 10:13

Unless you go for a natural look they will never look good, big and perfectly spherical, or cleavage you could park a car in with nipples all over the place is extremely unattractiv.

Angi95 | 3

#2265612 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 05:32

Haha wow to all of that too funny. I honestly don't get the attraction to them for guys.

By dtbomb | 3

#2254679 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:12

Is that what you told your mom so she wouldn't know about your BDSM fetish.

TK1279 | 2

#2254796 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:34

pic=EPIC WIN

i_love_grrr | 0

#2255468 - Monday 28 March 2011 03:08

lol

cheerbaby05 | 0

#2259094 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 04:23

I love your pic:)

By Fuzzbump | 5

#2254685 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:14

Just look on the bright side! You're still alive!

BAMF18 | 0

#2255238 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:05

ypu never make any senceeeeeeee!!!

BAMF18 | 0

#2255240 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:05

ypu never make any senceeeeeeee!!!

DocBastard | 38

#2255274 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:13

Too...much...irony... *head explodes*

Rebi3144 | 8

#2255314 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:22

Someone get a doc for.. Doc..!

iSpasticFantasti | 14

#2255324 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:25

#88 -puts head back together and then runs back to my lonely observing corner- ._.

iluvmemicookies | 0

#2256679 - Monday 28 March 2011 09:22

lol. get a doc for doc!!

Alderman55 | 0

#2265266 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 04:21

throws a rock at #88 head as I yell spit out your stride gum or we'll find you!!!!!! bowchickawowow 

By Twiggi | 0

#2254745 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:27

I am so sorry especially if you are a girl. F Y L

Fuzzbump | 5

#2254774 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:31

Huh, I didn't even notice OP's gender wasn't specified.

Tweety122888 | 0

#2254805 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:35

Guys have tits? Well thats a new one! OPs name says tits!

dotty23 | 0

#2254826 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:38

Guys don't have tits. o-o

Sanela | 1

#2254891 - Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

But it says that the BOOBS were burnt - asuming it's a women...

VorpikeII | 17

#2255074 - Monday 28 March 2011 01:24

unless the guy was really fat....... Ahhh!!!! MAN BOOBS!!!!

marriiee_fml | 0

#2256357 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:27

watchu' talking about? man boobs are hot.

VorpikeII | 17

#2256368 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:31

Maybe for you...

marriiee_fml | 0

#2256385 - Monday 28 March 2011 07:37

naw dude..for all of us

do20ss | 4

#2256462 - Monday 28 March 2011 08:03

of course it's a woman, she was cooking, duh....lol

VorpikeII | 17

#2256522 - Monday 28 March 2011 08:14

Well I'm not homosexual and I'm a guy so guys in the first place aren't hot, but I'm pretty sure if I were female Man Boobs would turn me off. I also barbeque which is a form of cooking.