Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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RKftw 0
use the other tit?
thulakeshow 0
u have 2 of em right?
emo_fail_child 0
why would you cook while your naked WTF
cheshire008 0
Lady.. u do know that you have to stop breast feeding eventually.. specially if ur child is already growing teeh!! He or she can already eat other kind of things... whoa.. I really hope this is ur 1st child and that 4 that reason u'r still breast feeding a kid that big..
shayyyyy 0
the kid doesn't neccesarily have to be big, my cousin started teething at 8 months old, and my aunts' doctor advised her to keep breastfeeding till the child was atleast one, but even so a lot of mothers don't stop till the baby is around 18 months or even two years old.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
do you only have one boob?
shayyyyy 0
I can't imagine how you could have accomplished this...either you're short or you were boiling water in a stock pot
recr420 0
use the other nipp dumbass
G_thelegend 0
wear a shirt nextime
Emmaa01 5
why was ur nipple hangin out in the first place love?
phatmatt1 0
hey
desser627 0
how in the world do you burn your nipple?