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  RedRobster  |  0

@Lingerie: When did he/she say they were shocked? They simply asked the question "Were you naked?" No need to go on and act like a smart ass when your entire reason for being a smart ass never happened.

  Kervik  |  0

"When did he/she say they were shocked?"

They did not, that is why she asked. So, in the words of you:

"No need to go on and act like a smart ass—"


Surprised a mother caring for her child is walking around her house naked while trying to cook, don't be absurd, don't all mothers do that?

Her fault for being naked, and for being stupid enough to put a pot large enough to hit her nipple with boiling water in her path to turn the stove on.

  your_face  |  15

Seriously, do you all wear rubber, insulated clothes around the house? Most of us wear clothes that are more comfortable, but also tend to cling to the body when wet. Boiling water on clothes --> burning hot clothes clinging to body --> contact burn.

  Ajjas013  |  6

Great! I like it crispy.

  Vaetrus  |  0

How would this water fly up into the clothes? I think you are adding extra stuff to it.

She just happened to touch her non-BDSM nipple into boiling water or the actual hot metal pot and completely get 2nd degree burns. No one said she dipped the nipple into the water or got wet. Just tender.

Or she was naked. Which is also completely normal.

@23: You kinda need to empty out the milk or else it could hurt. Pressure and all. That and the baby might like sucking on nipples so it likes getting a completely fill of both.


And babies hurt. They bite. THey are like leeches with protection, too cute to destroy, too powerful to defend against. Motherly instinct is merely their telepathy working on you. I am sorry your nipple hurts... but this is only the beginning, your ears will hurt when he starts talking.

  Reyo  |  2

Were you born with one nipple? Use your other boob. It's not like you 1-2 year old baby is gonna look at you and say "I ordered the right nipple, not the left one!" in some sort of Ricardo Montabon voice before bitch slaping you.

Sucks that your milk maker had to get hurt though. Is the little baby ok? Need me to rub it for you?

...kiss it better?

  st0815  |  9

(Why 1-2 years old? Teething starts between 4 and 7 months.) She may very well not have enough milk in one breast to feed the baby, and the milk needs to go out anyway - otherwise it will hurt.


The real question is: Why would you lean over the stove to preheat the oven?
Did they hide the oven controls on the back of the stove? This would never happen with any of the stove/oven combos I've used, no matter HOW large your chest is.

  Reyo  |  2

@155: Fine, I'm sorry for not being an expert on babies. You want I should kill myself for my obvious incompetence in something so painfully obvious to Everyone?

  Rejacted0727  |  9

1 the WHO recommends breastfeeding for 2 years minimum for the uneducated people
2. it's not that easy to just nurse off one breast because it'll still get full and need to be emptied
3. yes there are stoves you have to lean over to reach the knobs
and 4 water can in fact penetrate clothes so she probably wasn't naked

  birds_fml  |  7

I think she's just lucky she didn't catch her shirt on fire. If she leaned close enough to burn her nipple (whether she was topless or got her shirt wet in the boiling water) she was close enough for her clothes to catch fire. I'm guessing she didn't have a gas stove.

Stoves with the controls in the back are the stupidest thing ever. Why would the designers make it so you have to lean OVER the hot stuff to control it?! I hate stoves like that!

  kukopia  |  0

Re: 'Stoves with the controls in the back are the stupidest thing ever. Why would the designers make it so you have to lean OVER the hot stuff to control it?!"
Because when they put the controls on the FRONT of the stove, little kids can turn the burners on...
Controls on the 'back' are the safest for MOST people. Only short armed people have to 'lean over'.

  iplaydirty96  |  9

breastfeeding doesn't hurt at at all. It does for maybe one week while baby is learning proper latch. then you don't even notice the child nursing. Also when they get teeth they don't chew, they still suck, so that isn't an issue.

  macgyver16502  |  0

This is so simple, allow the baby to use the uninjured nipple...
And, your husband/fiancee/boyfriend can gently use the other one, just to reduce the pressure of course...

  quarty165  |  0

ichhasstkaterina, you completely missed the point. it's not as simple as feeding the baby through the other breast; she still has to get the milk out of the injured nipple somehow. op, even though it will still hurt like no other, you're probably better off pumping it than just letting the baby at it.

  amazemyself2  |  0

actually on my screen i replied to #10 by blackicysheep.. which only said "first"... if your screen says differently so be it.. but i didnt respond to the "wrong" person. thanks.

  snzizle  |  0

amazemyself2: i highly doubt ur screen happens to display something different than the entire rest of the FML community
second: wtf u whore. way to make ur profile picture a pic of ur boobs