Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Just the tit
Today, I had to explain to my husband that while trying to figure out how to make coffee on our stupid new machine, I was in fact nude, so when I finally got it to work and steam came hissing out of the nozzle, I got first degree burn on my nipple. FML
Kitchen nightmares
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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PistachioNut94 0
were you naked?
blacklikemyheart 0
Its a shame people don't have two nipples...
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mrrrfghqueen 0
look on the bright side! you have TWO nipples! and for good reason.
mollyjynxjax 28
If she doesn't get the milk out of both, it'll cause an infection
I_am_stupid_also 6
Wow, there are a lot of haters out today for a mom who is breastfeeding her baby.
angryseatroll 5
If your son is old enough to be teething, why are breastfeeding them? They are getting kind of old for that. Just stet using formula.
Laurasian 0
Teething doesn't have a specific timeline; my cousin was actually born with two teeth, my niece got teeth when she was 6 months old, my friend's daughter got her first tooth at 9 months. Also, breastfeeding for 12 months is strongly encouraged, most people don't do it, but it's encouraged. Basically, shut up.
angryseatroll 5
I don't recall ever saying I was against breast feeding. I also don't recall ever being rude to you or the OP, but you had to go and tell me off anyways. Most children I have met have been formula fed and turned out 100% ok. It hasn't been proven that breast feeding it better for a child. It's more painful for the parent. And most mothers tend to breastfeed their children for too long. Don't test me.
Laurasian 0
Just because no one you know has been breastfed means that you have the right to tell them how long they're allowed to do it? Grow up. Sorry if I came off like a bitch.....I am one.
rtamsessions 0
Um, actually, it HAS been proven that breastmilk is better for babies than formula, in many studies. Breastfeeding is actually not painful, if it hurts you're doing it wrong. And the average age of weaning from the breast worldwide is 4 years... It's mostly in the English-speaking parts of the world that babies are weaned so young. Breasts are there for feeding babies, you know - the sexualization of breasts is a recent thing in history, and it's primarily in Western culture that they're so sexualized. In countries where breastfeeding is the norm, breasts aren't seen as sexual at all. Even in Afghanistan, women will breastfeed in public with their breasts exposed, but their hair is covered for modesty. Please get over your hangups. (Also, for the record, I was formula-fed and I have bowel and stomach issues as a result. Not everyone who is formula-fed is "100% okay".)
lmaoatyourlife 0
Its 100% true that breast milk is better than formula, and i honestly don't know why you thought that this hadn't been proven because it is a very well known fact. And yes children who were always given formula often do turn out just fine, however, you cannot possibly beat or even match the benefits that come from breastmilk. Its completely up to the parent how long they want to breastfeed for, although at least 1 year is recommended by professionals.
bluegoldfish 7
actually the breast-v-formula thing is still fairly undecided. while its generally believed that breastmilk is better theres also concern that things like asthma can be passed down from the mother in breastmilk...it doesnt seem that logical to me since asthma isnt contagious i know both my brothers who were breastfed have bad asthma(the one who was weaned later has it worse) and get sick often while both my sisters who were bottle fed are absolutely fine (one of them had reflux but it went away after she stopped breastfeeding). theres no proof that either is really better at the moment.
bluegoldfish 7
also 159, the sexualusation of breasts dates back to the cavemen, when a man was attracted to a woman with breasts and hips and a healthy amount of fat as these all indicate she'll give him healthy children, its a survival thing. i dont know where youre getting your information from since the idea of sexualisation of breasts being a recent thing has never been widely accepted.
nvrsaynvr 0
THTS WUT I WUZ TINKING!!!!
jjluv456 11
My friend was breastfed till she was 2
iplaydirty96 9
Um even formula companies state breast is best. You are very ignorant.
Rejacted0727 9
actually babies start teething as early as 4 months. and the World Health organization says you should breastfeed until 2 years. stop being a sanctimommy
DeathShad0 1
So your nipples were hanging out? What would you call that? Freeballing? No I think that's something else...
dspadres 0
Maybe if you rub it you'll make it feel better....just like that....that's it....slower...slower...now go counter clockwise....yes. And to those who say, "you have more than one", it's not like using one will drain the other. They don't magically level each other off if one is being drained more than the other.
janise 2
Yes but she can feed her baby with one and drain the other manually without the added pain or having a baby's teeth digging into her nipple. There's other ways to get rid of breast milk without having a baby suck on it.
dspadres 0
Don't you think that handling the burnt nipple in any way would cause pain? What I was saying was that people seem to think that the OP doesn't have to worry about it because she has a spare but the burnt nipple has to be drained one way or another and draining it would cause pain whether by a baby's mouth or her own fingers or a draining tool.
greenltrn2003 0
it was supposed to be a sexual thing
bugmenotmofo 34
Well, apparently that's why mother nature gave mankind TWO nipples. Now we all know.
bosshaug 0
Maybe you should send me a picture im a nippleologist
jesssaaa 0
You must have really big boobs.
FarSide 23
or very long ****, or tall pots.
extradorkyloser 4
this FML has such interesting comments regarding nipples..... i am fascinated you should use a pump on that breast, and alternate your baby between the other breast and a bottle oh and ouch!!! I can imagine that pain
FarSide 23
hell, just keep your **** out of boiling water.
Mzzangel 0
to everyone saying stop breastfeeding. stfu. she's doing the best thing for her baby. and some babies start teething at a couple of months old!! OP Hun you may wanna go back to the nipple cream that we use when we first start breastfeeding. that might help
janise 2
Nobody told her to stop breast feeding. Some have said to use the other nipple instead.
rtamsessions 0
Some people have told her to stop breastfeeding, actually.
mollyjynxjax 28
You still have to get the milk out of the other breast 59