By lemongrab - 18/05/2014 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
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Latino_Nino 10

Just be like " imma be back in a minute to fix it" and just leave with it. It's a win- win.

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Quackadoodledoo 13

She must have a problem with her memory. RAM it back in her face.

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CrikOgresmasher 19

Should've taken it and had it fixed yourself

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AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Yeah because this guy probably knows how to fix a computer... I think if he "fixed" the computer for the lady he would probably get in real trouble.

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blancoing 14

but if she just gave it to him and walked away she wouldn't know who he was. so how could anyone track him down?

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garrett_8614 14

I bet there wasn't even anything wrong with the laptop. She was probably just stupid

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incoherentrmblr 21

Sounds like that Virgin Mobile commercial about getting the IPhone w/ $30 unlimited everything...

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iemislayer 10

Still a free laptop

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gennyv 29

I think they meant that op should've taken the computer, gone to somebody who could fix it, and then keep it for themselves

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feven 32

You shouldn't have felt the need to exlain yourself. Just walk away. It's not like you'll be fired from a place you don't work at.

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toaster123 11

Clearly she couldn't just "take it". The woman wanted a refund.

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scuccria 12

#50 ikr. The OP seems like a gentleman. If most of the people I know would've been there, they would have yelled the shit outta her in return.

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Rectov 10

Like she was pressing the enter key to turn it on or some shit

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Latino_Nino 10

Just be like " imma be back in a minute to fix it" and just leave with it. It's a win- win.

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tygerarmy 35

Just be sure you get her to give you the receipt first.

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jess955 2

Not if the lady's complaining that it won't turn on.

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inn0centaphid 19

Take it and ask for a refund at the store

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DrownedMyFish 18

Wouldn't a refund require proof that she purchased it from there?

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, but obviously before they "fix" it for her, they'll need the receipt.

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acurita 8

"MY LAPTOP WONT WORK" "Laptop and receipt?" *gives them* "Thanks" THEN WALK AWAY LIKE A BOSS

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masturdad 11

But didn't she say it won't turn on? What's the point of a broken laptop?

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Applesarefum 9

10 and 68, if the lady thought OP worked at the store she would've given them the receipt, had OP asked

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Quackadoodledoo 13

She must have a problem with her memory. RAM it back in her face.

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michaeljc7 3

That was horrible #24

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TiiBags 15

He must have overclocked his memory. ..

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91hayek 31

This pun is just on the line of almost being bad. But it doesn't. That's why its so good; probably the best I've seen in a while.

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TehAnderz 11

#4's comment TOWERS over the rest.

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murythawn 13

Solid state drive your fist into her head.

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lizard365 12

should of just took it and walked off with it she basically gave it to you even when you told her you didn't work there...free computer

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goodwithoutgods 20

You should have asked her if she wanted to see your manager, then take her to another employee and explain to them that she needs help. Problem solved!

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DaMann360 19

"Shut the **** up woman! Calm your ****! I don't even work here!"

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singer0421 32

Customers can be both dumbasses and bastards. One time a customer yelled at me for a good ten minutes because there were Oreo pieces in the brownie of her Oreo Brownie Earthquake. She threatened to sue. -_-

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Damned_Architect 25

Really? You should submit that as an FML!

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slyde32 12

I've never heard of an oreo brownie earthquake, now I feel cheated and sad that I'll probably never try one

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drewflav 17

62 - Go to Dairy Queen, you'll find it there.

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