By Anonymous /
Monday 22 September 2014 17:41 /
United States - Mckinney
I love drawing, swimming, archery, playing guitar, reading, listening to music, gaming and hanging out with friends. Maths, English, science and IT are all my A subjects, which I love too. Currently in grade 10. I once managed to make the biggest prude burst out laughing at public speaking. She was the judge. My friends say my ability to argue yet make them laugh at the same time is fantastic. Overal my evaluation was 'quizzical'. I'm just a hopeless romantic; I played guatar for a girl in a higher geade I like earlier this year. I hadn't even spoken to her twice. The the first time I gave her my number XD. Just because I live in South Africa doesn't mean I'm black. Why am I telling you all this? Well why are you reading it?
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