Striking out

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 00:01

Spicy
Today, I met a woman at a bar, and we went back to my place with her whispering many filthy things in my ear. Then my key broke inside the lock. It was 2 a.m. and freezing, and she was in a dress, I suggested a hotel, but she was now so cold and angry, she got back in our Uber which hadn't left yet and went home. FML
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That's when you break a window bro... I know 3 ways to break into my own house if ever the need...

Sorry, you got lock-blocked bro!

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That's when you break a window bro... I know 3 ways to break into my own house if ever the need...

Sorry, you got lock-blocked bro!

You, sir, have been LOCK blocked.