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I like food and... I like food and I also like food and you know what I really like? Food. I like food. ❤️

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Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By Hellau / Monday 29 December 2008 10:56 / France

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 June 2014 06:42 / Canada - Regina

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

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By FMyBrain - / Friday 6 June 2014 21:26 / United States - Fairbanks

Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML

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By phantomthelabrat / Monday 31 March 2014 12:24 / United States - Fargo

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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By vegas-81 / Monday 10 February 2014 03:39 / France

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