By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 23:13 - United States 7 1 10 70 Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML I agree, your life sucks 47 529 You deserved it 4 706 Tweet Share