Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I experienced gay panic. I've felt like this before, but all the other people of the same gender I've liked I had no chance with. This time, I might have a chance with this person, if I don't screw it up like how I did last time. Please please please don't be straight or already taken. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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BeefyQueefy 14
If you don't know them well enough to know basic info like their orientation, I don't see how you can be 'head over heels'...
Karlaus Demigaud 2
Sucks but your preferred type is gay guy. You might get lucky and find a bi guy. Good luck :)
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Comments (5)
mackdeezy 22
Don't beat yourself up about it. You just have a type, and unfortunately, most of the straight men you encounter dont meet that type. Even the girl from Boy Meets World was upset when the guy from Nsync that she was dating came out. It happens, but just keep trying.
BeefyQueefy 14
If you don't know them well enough to know basic info like their orientation, I don't see how you can be 'head over heels'...
Karlaus Demigaud 2
Sucks but your preferred type is gay guy. You might get lucky and find a bi guy. Good luck :)
westoz 24
Why bother adding that he dislikes children?