Intimacy: Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating...

By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Mischief109 11

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:27

Get ready for Wincest comments galore...

dixiefoxx 22

Saturday 8 December 2012 5:28

Never look someone in the eyes while you or they are eating a banana..

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ZombieSlaya115 17

Monday 18 July 2016 2:18

Sweet home Alabama

SouperMan14 4

Thursday 30 March 2017 3:30

the downside of being male lol every time we see a woman out penis automatically thinks "GO TIME". It takes a second for us to realize that, sometimes, we're related but by then it's usually too late

lucasj2345 7

Wednesday 13 September 2017 2:50

ewwww

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 12 March 2018 4:06

I think everybody bashing him in the comments don't understand how erections work. You don't always have control over them and they can happen at the most unfortunate moments. And at least he knows it's wrong to actually fantasize about family members, which isn't what he was doing at all. The important thing is that he knows it's wrong.