Morning glory

By Unwanted - 26/09/2025 20:00

Spicy
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
I agree, your life sucks 361
You deserved it 89

Same thing different taste

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So, you woke up hard, and you think it's "fml" that your partner didn't automatically take care of you? Are they supposed to wipe your butt too? grow up

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So, you woke up hard, and you think it's "fml" that your partner didn't automatically take care of you? Are they supposed to wipe your butt too? grow up

thinman12345 16

I don’t think that its the fact she said no, I think it’s more a FML how she said no.

OP did not mention making any suggestions