poor girl! this is more of an fml for her

yeah... this is more an fml for the girl though

Can you IM me her number?

Now I'm curious on if he actually keeps her (:

What if she pretended to pass out so OP would be stuck with the check?

^ That would be an interesting, possible scenario...

a hot July moon! We saw everything!

like my first taste of love, oh so drunkenly sweet the card and the check, signed like blackberry wine

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Well she said "black...blueberry." So it's either that or this.

Because his face is segmented like a blackberry's.

Just imagine spider eyes.

Maybe she meant Blueberry as in a round shape? I'm thinking Violet from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

Maybe OP is black with a blueberry shaped face.

Maybe she meant a blue Blackberry, meaning he's phony. Wait, what?

She was drunk! She doesn't even know what she ment! Lol

Y'all are Blue Meanies.

I'm pretty sure I've heard that if your date dies, that your date is free. Now that may not be a real policy, but it would certainly be a common courtesy on the account of how tragic that whole incident would most likely be

how often do people on dates really die though, that it would be made into a "common policy"?

He never said anything about a common policy...