By wowzer - 28/08/2014 19:58 - Puerto Rico - Gurabo
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lol wow
She sure sounds like a keeper
poor girl! this is more of an fml for her
yeah... this is more an fml for the girl though
Can you IM me her number?
Now I'm curious on if he actually keeps her (:
What if she pretended to pass out so OP would be stuck with the check?
Like blackberry wine, 17...
like my first taste of love, oh so drunkenly sweet the card and the check, signed like blackberry wine
why couldn't she have meant blue berry?
Well she said "black...blueberry." So it's either that or this.
Because his face is segmented like a blackberry's.
Just imagine spider eyes.
Maybe she meant Blueberry as in a round shape? I'm thinking Violet from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
Maybe she meant a blue Blackberry, meaning he's phony. Wait, what?
Y'all are Blue Meanies.
So that's a no to a second date than
'Check please' or 'check if she's still breathing please'?
how often do people on dates really die though, that it would be made into a "common policy"?
Leave her with the check. Problem solved.
Well at least she didn't vomit.
There's nothing worse than a sloppy drunk.
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She sure sounds like a keeper
'Check please' or 'check if she's still breathing please'?