Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
hilda_kitty 16
And the days after that...
uhhSavage 22
Pics or it didn't happen. ;D
isallwaysme 27
and weeks after that.
Tali147 16
That will never not be awkward. Forever awkward.
laughtersplay 14
For some brain bleach substitute, I'd recommend the Twilight movies. From the look of quite a few obsessed girls, the results are guaranteed.
sens3sfailing 24
a girlfriend made me watch one once, now there is this 3 week gap my memory, and I had justin bieber stuck in my head for weeks. Still in theropy for that shit.
iamshaffu 9
Agreed with #72
StalkerChick 13
91- and that's why we have the thumbs up button...
JenkJenks 6
Agreed with 114
hilda_kitty 16
I also agree with 114.
GingerPanda94 6
And that's why you, 114, are being thumbed down smart ass...
Kpopluva 11
Try buying her a hair removal cream next time?
SokDek 14
For nipples? Hell no that shit burns!
Kpopluva 11
I'm guessing you've had experience? O.O
MichellinMan 20
^ very quick to come to a conclusion. I know what hair removal cream is, but I don't rub my nipples. I rub other things.
Kpopluva 11
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Ameel_fml 19
For nipple hair? Unless OP's sister has a hormone disorder, she'd probably only need to pluck out a couple of hairs. o.O
Bigdanish9785 3
You are literally too stupid to insult...
climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
Sly_Assassin 11
You don't know if it was her room though
pheebs314 17
It was more likely a bathroom than her bedroom... And I would close the door, wouldn't you?
Trai 6
It ******' better be if she was doing something like that.. @24
NothernNightmare 18
That would be terribly awkward if OP's sister was doing that in the living room... Or perhaps even the kitchen... O.o
Tali147 16
A kitchen is the only acceptable place for nipple plucking
Carmstro 13
67 I prefer the front porch.
jetsown08 21
3- Uhm... what do you mean by "we"?
heygirlie777 21
73- We're all in this together!
russfml 31
Depends if she was in the bathroom or her own room. If she was in the bathroom she should have locked the door
DanielleinDC 33
Even if she was in the bathroom, if the door is closed, you freaking knock.
RaveBlade 4
*Insert wincest comment here*
gc327072 30
*insert my foot 1 mile up your ass*
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
^^ Well said.
MrSassypants 33
One mile? I'm surprised at both 4's ass length and 45's foot length.
UsernameHere234 13
And you know what they say about foot size ;-)
BenL97 5
Big socks?
taarna77 6
Big shoes!
gc327072 30
78- 4's ass is lined with the same stuff that's on the inside of Mary Poppins' handbag.
Werken247 14
Did you bag Mary Poppins?
BryanThaMan 14
What did you get for Christmas?! Booze probably would work just as well
howdeedoo 22
Lots and lots of booze
SoSickWithIt 14
Idk, somewhere someone would pay to see OP's sister do that? Maybe he can exploit her, or use this as black mail so she'll stop getting OP in trouble with the fam.
heythere131630 9
88- I really don't see how op exploiting his sister in anyway appropriate. You just don't do that shit.
BlueFlatts 20
Back to the original comment. Booze wears off, then what?
TopBanana20 11
Who plucks their nipples?
hilda_kitty 16
His sister, apparently.
thatfrenchguy 8
Who even has nipples anymore?
isallwaysme 27
I know, they're too mainstreem.
MrSassypants 33
By the way, just to be clear, I had no nipple before anyone else had no nipples... except stupid Ken. CURSE YOU KEN!
Googolman 29
I thought nipples were a myth.
trg568 7
me
darth_luke 8
Dinkleberg.
feefifofumxx 13
I do. Would you prefer them hairy?
Antares_01 9
Do they like them hairy in Vancouver
zen1979 16
Bro, do you even pluck?
kobelstone23 13
Atleast her nipples will stay warm during the cold Vancouver winters.
harrypotter955 19
A little too extreme?
rockstar362 8
I don't know walking in on a sister plucking her nipples sounds pretty terrible to me. I'd definitely forget that image had I the option #brainbleach
JAMSM 6
This isn't twitter #sodonthashtag
rockstar362 8
awk cuz you just hashtagged.....
PenguinPower 8
You should have just looked her in the eyes. That way the whole event would be so awkward nobody whould ever dare bring it up.
heygirlie777 21
I really don't think they'll bring it up anyway.
eric40962005 8
Idk I would totally bring it up at diner, sooo... Sis I see your plucking your nipples can I recommend waxing?
amillionbucks 5
Peripheral vision.
sergentkyle 12
Sorry, OP. I know how it feels... I walked in on my brother shaving his pubes in the bathroom with the door open...
awkwardpenguin1 3
That.... Sucks.... Hey at least you don't have a sister that laughs so damn hard when she walks around naked in the house while you shut your yes tightly
sarah6786 14
How do you shut your yes?
howdeedoo 22
By saying no maybe...
buddy51 23
She sounds awesome! Are her nipples hairy?
BlueMoonCafe 12
But now you know that Nair would be a great present for her!