By FuckMyEyes - 26/12/2012 01:49 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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climbthoserocks 6

maybe we should knock next time...

Comments

Tali147 16

That will never not be awkward. Forever awkward.

laughtersplay 14

For some brain bleach substitute, I'd recommend the Twilight movies. From the look of quite a few obsessed girls, the results are guaranteed.

a girlfriend made me watch one once, now there is this 3 week gap my memory, and I had justin bieber stuck in my head for weeks. Still in theropy for that shit.

StalkerChick 13

91- and that's why we have the thumbs up button...

GingerPanda94 6

And that's why you, 114, are being thumbed down smart ass...

Try buying her a hair removal cream next time?

MichellinMan 20

^ very quick to come to a conclusion. I know what hair removal cream is, but I don't rub my nipples. I rub other things.

For nipple hair? Unless OP's sister has a hormone disorder, she'd probably only need to pluck out a couple of hairs. o.O

Bigdanish9785 3

You are literally too stupid to insult...

climbthoserocks 6

maybe we should knock next time...

pheebs314 17

It was more likely a bathroom than her bedroom... And I would close the door, wouldn't you?

It ******' better be if she was doing something like that.. @24

That would be terribly awkward if OP's sister was doing that in the living room... Or perhaps even the kitchen... O.o

Tali147 16

A kitchen is the only acceptable place for nipple plucking

Depends if she was in the bathroom or her own room. If she was in the bathroom she should have locked the door

Even if she was in the bathroom, if the door is closed, you freaking knock.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

One mile? I'm surprised at both 4's ass length and 45's foot length.

And you know what they say about foot size ;-)

78- 4's ass is lined with the same stuff that's on the inside of Mary Poppins' handbag.

Werken247 14
BryanThaMan 14

What did you get for Christmas?! Booze probably would work just as well

Idk, somewhere someone would pay to see OP's sister do that? Maybe he can exploit her, or use this as black mail so she'll stop getting OP in trouble with the fam.

88- I really don't see how op exploiting his sister in anyway appropriate. You just don't do that shit.

BlueFlatts 20

Back to the original comment. Booze wears off, then what?

I don't know walking in on a sister plucking her nipples sounds pretty terrible to me. I'd definitely forget that image had I the option #brainbleach

JAMSM 6

This isn't twitter #sodonthashtag

PenguinPower 8

You should have just looked her in the eyes. That way the whole event would be so awkward nobody whould ever dare bring it up.

I really don't think they'll bring it up anyway.

eric40962005 8

Idk I would totally bring it up at diner, sooo... Sis I see your plucking your nipples can I recommend waxing?

Sorry, OP. I know how it feels... I walked in on my brother shaving his pubes in the bathroom with the door open...

That.... Sucks.... Hey at least you don't have a sister that laughs so damn hard when she walks around naked in the house while you shut your yes tightly

She sounds awesome! Are her nipples hairy?

But now you know that Nair would be a great present for her!