By FuckMyEyes - 26/12/2012 01:49 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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maybe we should knock next time...

That's going to be awkward in the morning

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That's going to be awkward in the morning

And the days after that...

Pics or it didn't happen. ;D

and weeks after that.

That will never not be awkward. Forever awkward.

For some brain bleach substitute, I'd recommend the Twilight movies. From the look of quite a few obsessed girls, the results are guaranteed.

a girlfriend made me watch one once, now there is this 3 week gap my memory, and I had justin bieber stuck in my head for weeks. Still in theropy for that shit.

Agreed with #72

91- and that's why we have the thumbs up button...

Agreed with 114

I also agree with 114.

And that's why you, 114, are being thumbed down smart ass...

Try buying her a hair removal cream next time?

For nipples? Hell no that shit burns!

I'm guessing you've had experience? O.O

^ very quick to come to a conclusion. I know what hair removal cream is, but I don't rub my nipples. I rub other things.

For nipple hair? Unless OP's sister has a hormone disorder, she'd probably only need to pluck out a couple of hairs. o.O

You are literally too stupid to insult...

maybe we should knock next time...

You don't know if it was her room though

It was more likely a bathroom than her bedroom... And I would close the door, wouldn't you?

It fuckin' better be if she was doing something like that.. @24

That would be terribly awkward if OP's sister was doing that in the living room... Or perhaps even the kitchen... O.o

A kitchen is the only acceptable place for nipple plucking

67 I prefer the front porch.

3- Uhm... what do you mean by "we"?

73- We're all in this together!

Depends if she was in the bathroom or her own room. If she was in the bathroom she should have locked the door

Even if she was in the bathroom, if the door is closed, you freaking knock.

*Insert wincest comment here*

*insert my foot 1 mile up your ass*

One mile? I'm surprised at both 4's ass length and 45's foot length.

And you know what they say about foot size ;-)

Big socks?

Big shoes!

78- 4's ass is lined with the same stuff that's on the inside of Mary Poppins' handbag.

Did you bag Mary Poppins?

What did you get for Christmas?! Booze probably would work just as well

Lots and lots of booze

Idk, somewhere someone would pay to see OP's sister do that? Maybe he can exploit her, or use this as black mail so she'll stop getting OP in trouble with the fam.

88- I really don't see how op exploiting his sister in anyway appropriate. You just don't do that shit.

Back to the original comment. Booze wears off, then what?

Who plucks their nipples?

His sister, apparently.

Who even has nipples anymore?

I know, they're too mainstreem.

By the way, just to be clear, I had no nipple before anyone else had no nipples... except stupid Ken. CURSE YOU KEN!

I thought nipples were a myth.

Dinkleberg.

I do. Would you prefer them hairy?

Do they like them hairy in Vancouver

Bro, do you even pluck?

Atleast her nipples will stay warm during the cold Vancouver winters.

A little too extreme?

I don't know walking in on a sister plucking her nipples sounds pretty terrible to me. I'd definitely forget that image had I the option #brainbleach

This isn't twitter #sodonthashtag

awk cuz you just hashtagged.....

You should have just looked her in the eyes. That way the whole event would be so awkward nobody whould ever dare bring it up.

I really don't think they'll bring it up anyway.

Idk I would totally bring it up at diner, sooo... Sis I see your plucking your nipples can I recommend waxing?

Peripheral vision.

Sorry, OP. I know how it feels... I walked in on my brother shaving his pubes in the bathroom with the door open...

That.... Sucks.... Hey at least you don't have a sister that laughs so damn hard when she walks around naked in the house while you shut your yes tightly

How do you shut your yes?

By saying no maybe...

She sounds awesome! Are her nipples hairy?

But now you know that Nair would be a great present for her!