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At least you eliminated one possible cause of the problem...
And at least OP doesn't have colon cancer.
My mom got a colonoscopy, before the surgery you have to drink god awful tasting liquids that most people cant even keep down.. I can see how op would be upset by having to do this but not find the problem.
Also he had a pipe shoved up his ass...
Eliminated one possible cause of the problem at a couple hundred to a couple thousand bucks depending on insurance! At least if they found something, OP would be treated, would have had a reason to be practically molested with medical instruments, and wouldn't have to pay money for further tests.
I hope I never need to have a :oscopy (that should totally be the new short form of the word).
You got cornholed for peace of mind
What what in the butt.
You wanna put it in my butt? Ok.
I need colonoscopy!! :)
20- i have little faith that you actually know what that is.. Here try this, take one of those "Go-Pro" cameras, attach it to a garden hose, and shove it up your ass and take some pictures. Redneck procedure.
Delicate. Like a flower.
70 accomplished posting some of the only puns ever to make me laugh on FML. Here's your medal.
2- Omge a WoW picture
Up your butt with a.. medical instrument!
Have a colonoscopy & let's see if you still say the same. O_o
They knock you out, you don't feel a thing. The worst is the night before having to drink awful cleansing solution, then spending the night on the toilet. Also, the whole pipe isn't shoved up your arse. SMH
Theres up pick-up line in there somewhere...
Hey there, oh! You're in photography school too? Why don't I shove a camera up your ass. Don't worry, it's for educational purposes.
My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's trade
I saw a documentary about crohn's disease on tv once. I'm so sorry you have it. Must be terrible. :( It must really put things into perspective...like this FML.
I have something similar to Crohns disease, I had to have my colon removed, and now I have an ileostomy, so you should be happy everything was fine!
I have it too :o it sucks. But it gets easier over time =]
I have uc and had my colon removed last summer. This guy needs to stop complaining. Id so much rather had a colonoscopy showing nothing was wrong then showing what i actually had.
Hey, same here. I've had it for the past 8 years. I was diagnosed as an 90 lb 10 year old. I would LOVE to trade
Well the FML may be slightly about the fact that he didn't find the source of the pain, but it's still pretty stupid, and he was hinting more to the fact that he had a colonoscopy for nothing so it's still stupid
161, I also have had my colon removed, I was 13. It is very hard to be in pain, and have tests done, and it comes back normal, of course that's a good thing, although when you know there's something wrong, it's very depressing!
Did they do a biopsy while in there? Sometimes the camera doesn't show the early stages of inflammation.
You liked it, don't lie.
Ye the pain turned into pleasure.
They posted almost at the same time, 3 seconds apart
Haha didn't even realize!
143- why sorry? Lol
Well personally ShayShay, I have liked your comments. Especially one from a more recent FML.
Haha thanks petey!
Welcome to the club. Here is your donut to sit on...
You're complaining that you're healthy?
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Show it anywayI understand, but it sounds as if OP would have been more satisfied if they did find something wrong with him
It's really hard to be sick and the tests come back normal, I went through that several times!
my motto: it's an exit not a receptacle
37- THAT'S your motto? How often do you use that catchphrase?
i have many. as you can probably tell, I don't have much of a life going on, so i haven't used that motto enough for it to be a catch phrase :
When I was going through tests after tests, I would get mad/sad when it came back normal, because I knew something was not right, it gets very depressing!
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My colonoscopy results showed that I had crohn's disease. If you're unhappy with yours, let's trade
What what in the butt.