The old dog has learned new tricks

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 10:00

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Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
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RichardPencil 30

It's all about keeping score, isn't it? While the idea of threesomes sounds hot, I've heard from people who actually had them say it's just a bunch of jealousy-fueled ragefests and petty sleights.

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RichardPencil 30

It's all about keeping score, isn't it? While the idea of threesomes sounds hot, I've heard from people who actually had them say it's just a bunch of jealousy-fueled ragefests and petty sleights.

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Marcella1016 31

Is it really sleights?? I thought it was slights. Unless you’re talking about sleight of hand. And it depends on who the threesome is with. Shit like that can happen with people in relationships, or really it can just be a few people having a good time.

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RichardPencil 30

You are right. Sleight means deceitful craftiness, but one connotation of slight is a humiliating insult. In the context of threesomes, both words can cum into play.

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mattiagardin 15

Maybe you don't wash yourself enough

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Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Sorry that crap (threesome) is just nasty. You deserved it

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JackWood 20

He's your ex for a reason. Next time take control and sit on his face. js

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